“Lindsey I’m dead. The IDF detained some libtard Congressman. It’s going to be all over the news.”
“No it won’t.”
“Lindsey, what do you mean?”
“See you, space cowboy…”
I just quoted an uber libtard prison abolitionist liberation theology professor's car insurance and she has 4 at fault accidents, two not at fault accidents, and two speeding tickets since 2019
BREAKING: Mitch McConnell is alive. I saw Mitch at a grocery store in KY yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and