Kate Farrell

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Me after flipping tortillas with my bare hands

[Meg @heirmeg]

a cup of that water would change my life

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

I’m sick of this absolute lie.

[trish @ultragloss]

me when i eat plain bread and butter

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

In the bathroom after 3 sips of a martini

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

How I look trying to be normal after taking an edible

[alex @alexrito_]

me entering a dark room looking for the light switch on the wall

[pj @pjayevans]

cars have windows and can move. houses have windows and can’t move. so it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

doctor: u got dementia

me: i don't remember asking u a goddamn thing

[clintoris @clintoris]

Not me having a pocket full of sunshine

[charlie @chunkbardey]

and on top of everything else, fingies cold

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

first date idea: you take me to the park and watch how high i can swing