Dirk Diggler

“I can’t kiss you baby, yo face smells like piss” - Chuck Berry

[Dirk Diggler @FartSimpsonJR]

To get Americans into soccer into soccer they had Katie Perry and Patrick Mahomes to hype us up. The nations two most likable celebrities.

[Dirk Diggler @FartSimpsonJR]

What the fuck lmao

[Dirk Diggler @FartSimpsonJR]

@BadMoodMorgado I know people who worked on obsession. They’re across the board pretty stoked about it.

[Bad Pancake @baseba11rodeo]

I’m tired of pretending this isnt funny

[Dirk Diggler @FartSimpsonJR]

@DontBroMeBro_ Grab a 7 and hit it how you would if it was a putt. I am a pussy tho and that does effect my answer

[Dirk Diggler @FartSimpsonJR]

11 days 1 hour and 4 minutes until the due date of my first…who wants to put money on what day they decide to bless me?

[Dirk Diggler @FartSimpsonJR]

I like how the most notable joke was about her going to a small dinner with Epstein post conviction and the guiltiest people on that list and she really goes
“So what could they make fun of me for, that I’m a whore and uhm…hm…oh geez what else. Oh yea I’m old”

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Chelsea Handler goes OFF on Tony Hinchcliffe & Shane Gillis for making “racist” jokes at the Kevin Hart Roast and claims White people should NOT be joking about Black people in that kind of way since its equivalent to joking about r-pe 😳

“I knew enough about Tony & Shane… They’re racists, they’re bigots, they’re sexist… I don’t find those jokes funny. L-nching Black people is not a joke. It’s worse than r-pe… Them making fun of Sherryl Underwood’s dead husband who comitted s—cide is gross… I wasn’t fine with that. There was so much disgustingness, I knew it was gonna be a gross vibe.”

[Dirk Diggler @FartSimpsonJR]

@MickeyBlowtorch I’m so confused. You keep saying it’s private property, so theyre parking directly on your property? Like not on the street in front of your property, but on the property itself? Do you own the road??

[Dirk Diggler @FartSimpsonJR]

It’s like if they put a kfc in Ross

[Dirk Diggler @FartSimpsonJR]

It’s actually so predatory and racist that target puts a Starbucks in every location

[beN @benshotonfilm]

Happy 10 Years to those who celebrate

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.

[Dirk Diggler @FartSimpsonJR]

Groupon has far and away the worst customer service I’ve ever dealt with.

[Dirk Diggler @FartSimpsonJR]

Yea we should talk about it. Why’re comments turned off hill dog? Did people have something else they wanted to talk about?

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Trump has become fully unhinged and we should talk about it.

[Dirk Diggler @FartSimpsonJR]

The Artemis II astronauts are really going to be in space while trump start the nuclear holocaust. Too bad we won’t be alive to see how the real Planet of the Apes pans out.

[Aspersion Caster @AspersionCaster]

It used to be a lot more fun here

[Dirk Diggler @FartSimpsonJR]

I actually think car companies won’t do this because they know over 90% of sales would be the retro ones and not the soulless crap the pump out now

[Dirk Diggler @FartSimpsonJR]

Porsche 911? That’s cool bud. I got the Porsche holocaust. We’re not the same.