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A new social media platform that conveniently translates conservative voices into something the rest of you libtard snowflakes can easily understand. #Farter

[Farter @Farter2021]

Have y'all heard about this new social media platform, which does not seek to silence conservative voices, but rather, conveniently translates them into something the rest of us can easily understand? #Farter

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@MarshaBlackburn https://t.co/2D61S59KtW

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Now we can all finally understand what Marsha Marsha Marsha is saying! Maybe she was right not to hold a town hall of any kind for her constituency since being elected? #Farter

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@ReesusP @YetiEye https://t.co/stEUWFNHJQ

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Wannabe Mini-Palin is on #Farter!

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Now we can all finally understand what Marsha Marsha Marsha is saying! Maybe she was right not to hold a town hall of any kind for her constituency since being elected? #Farter

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@ReesusP @HelaoSouse While it is hard for us to know for sure what sound her individual farts may make, we can confirm that generally speaking, it is true that this is also a viable fart sound.

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@Kokomothegreat Yep. And supposably always made me think of thumbs. There were other reasons for the divorce... but those words didn’t help anything. 😏

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@ReesusP #SwampGas

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@tedcruz #TedCruzKilledACop

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@tedcruz @Sethrogen #Farter

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Farter can even make Ted Cruz sound smarter than he really is! Sorry... the looks aren't our department. #Farter

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Farter can even make Ted Cruz sound smarter than he really is! Sorry... the looks aren't our department. #Farter

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McConnell needs to go home. One old sociopath has held us essentially hostage for too long, simply because he can. I’m sorry he doesn’t want to turn loose of power with his rotting hands, but we can’t abide him anymore, dude.

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

The American people chose to retire four Republican Senators and elect a Democratic majority to this Senate.

Senator McConnell’s proposal for how to organize the Senate is unacceptable—and it won’t be accepted.

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@ChuckGrassley Translation:

Pppppbbbbbttttbbbbppplllllllrrrrrrpppppppp! Brrrrerraaaaaaaabibublulubdeathpanelsrrrrtttttttppppbbbbt!

Dude... you’re almost 100. Go the fuck home! WHY are you still there???? 🤔

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@alt_jabroni @AltSpaceForce1 @AltsAfterDark @crosseyednoli @AltSanJuanIsNP @HumboldtBunny @ReesusP @funder @joncoopertweets @YetiEye @MDomino07 @Kokomothegreat @iDGRic @donniecash818 @Pleightx @PaulLeeTeeks @Noid68 @chunkled @standforbetter @DonLew87 @natemax @obx_lisa @LSD122070 @CapanoStina @thekjohnston @RexChapman @PENSARYHABLAR @parlertakes @RobAnderson2018 @MysterySolvent @mmpadellan @myWitsEnnd @IrishlyWitty @MollyJongFast @enespacio @JoeExecutive1 @Acyn @OldTehanu @KimYarnwrangler @Lauremari2 @AltWASONPS @planetscape @bartenderResist @okaytrip @FurryVarmint @HumBadger @Humboldt_Grown @AltTaxPro @AltUSDA_ARS @nativeopinion J.E.R.X.

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@HamillHimself @starwars @BernieSanders

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@AdamParkhomenko

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@tedcruz @Sethrogen

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@Hannityspanties Yup. Smells like socialism! 🧐

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What is this odd occurrence that I am witnessing? This lady seems to be actually answering questions in a reasonable manner, without appearing inappropriately angry and aggressive. 🤔