If you’re an atheist in Nigeria and still financially dependent on your parents, keep your atheism to yourself. Nigerian parents may not take it lightly. Some might even disown you. So keep pretending to be a believer until you’re financially independent.
🚨⚪️🔵 BREAKING: Manchester City agree deal to sign Iliman Ndiaye from Everton, here we go!
Club to club agreement in place and green light for medical tests — fee worth £65m package. Personal terms also in place.
Exclusive story revealed today, now confirmed.
@ChelsPub@ManCityBrazil@TyCSports A filosofia de ter só jogador pau mole e viado
Que se foda a filosofia,vão todos chupar a pika do Enzo Fernandez
Principalmente esse ADM pau no cu
CHUPA CORNO filho da puta🖕🏼
Dear Enzo Maresca, So far, we’ve Signed:
-Bouaddi £100M
-Anderson £116M
-Enzo Fernandes 🔜 £120M
-Brought in 2 backup wingers, Monga & Allan.
We’ve sold off 70% of Pep’s team to accommodate your own Team. These are what we the fans are asking:
1. On no account should we finish outside the top 4. This is the bare minimum.
2. Man United must never finish above us.
3. We must never lose to Chelsea.
4. We’re in the right spot to fight for all trophies. Crashing out in the 1st rounds is sackable.
5. We must never lose to a relegation team at the Etihad. That ground is sacred.
6. Atleast, 1 trophy should be won this season. If you can, preferably the UCL.
Failure to comply with any of this is a sackable offence. We hope it doesn’t come to that.