Farzan Surani

[Dereck Lively II Muse @DL2Muse]

Never went back to sleep. Man this is absolutely brutal. Makes no sense from a talent, entertainment, longevity, draft capital, or health perspective.

We’re sorry 77. No one wanted this.

[NFL @NFL]

.@stefondiggs rocking No. 1️⃣ with the @HoustonTexans 🔥

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Hello World Series! #GoAndTakeIt

[MLB @MLB]

Elly De La Cruz is ELECTRIC!!

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

Nothing but love and respect for one of the best to ever do it in H-Town 🤘

We can't wait to celebrate your legacy soon.

[Farzan Surani @FarzanSurani]

Me when I see one box of my favorite cereal left in stock at the grocery store.

[chris finch hate acc @notHuberto]

Adrian Peterson in 2012

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: Drew Brees is retiring from the NFL, he announced on Instagram.

[Farzan Surani @FarzanSurani]

Me searching all over the house for my phone.

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

me trying to follow the hostess to my table at the Cheesecake Factory

[Farzan Surani @FarzanSurani]

Was such an exciting athlete to watch, he will be deeply missed by so many. #Colts #Chargers

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

After 17 seasons, quarterback Philip Rivers calls it a career. 👏

[ESSENCE @Essence]

Happy birthday to the King of Pop, today would have marked Michael Jackson’s 62nd birthday! ❤️

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This needs to be in the Olympics 😳

(via g.robson8, geoffrey_snowball/Instagram)

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

If we can't agree on the following propositions, then our country cannot survive:
1. Placing your knee on someone's neck for 9 minutes as they say they cannot breathe is evil;
2. Rioting and looting and beating innocents are evil;
3. Nearly all Americans agree with (1) and (2).

[Addictioners @Addiction_ers]

His fingerprint is found everywhere in Rock and Roll and he touched everything that came after. RIP #LittleRichard

[Farzan Surani @FarzanSurani]

Me: Looking to bring up a topic that everyone dislikes because no one is involving me in the conversation.

My brain:
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it

Me: Brings up a topic everyone dislikes and everyone gets mad at me.

[Ron Rivera @RonRivera80]

I’m ready to work! #HTTR

[Farzan Surani @FarzanSurani]

I hope everyone has a blessed New Years. I hope 2020 is a better year for people who had a struggling 2019.

[Farzan Surani @FarzanSurani]

If Trump gets removed from office, its going to be so funny on how the media will be complaining about Mike Pence being worse than Trump.

[CNN @CNN]

Inside the 85-day march to impeach President Trump https://t.co/Xno7shmo6u

[Farzan Surani @FarzanSurani]

Finally, a week in which the Redskins didn’t embarrass themselves.

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

W #WASvsMIA

[Farzan Surani @FarzanSurani]

It looks like Dan Snyder is going to have to find another coach’s career to ruin. #Redskins #NFL

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: Jay Gruden has been fired by the Redskins, the team announced. https://t.co/zYs5whOBDa