Henry Twisted Akpede

Writer. Biker. Ad man.Person papa. person husband. ig @daddytwisted

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#NaijaLikeNeverBefore @CocaCola_NG

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Ladies, please do it right this time. 😊 DM us for orders

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@ArcSadam @sowore @Prince_NedNwoko Who are the pple liking this comment?. Are Nigerian even real people?

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@FOBroadband when did @IkejaElectric become more responsive than you guys in Gbagada?

@Gidi_Traffic @channelstv @NgComCommission @ComplaintsNG

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Please I need plug to a broadband like @FOBroadband since Fiberone is getting too big to fix their connection after 3 days of downtime.

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@FOBroadband What’s happening? Your number is not working today? Been calling. My network has been down since yesterday

[Candy’s Crochet store 🧶 @kandyskeen]

Join me for a unique experience of crochet and wine tasting!
• Guided crochet instruction
• Selection of yarns and hooks
• unlimited Wine, and refreshments
• Relaxing atmosphere and good company

Date: 14 Dec 2024 (2 sessions)
10am & 3pm
Contact: WhatsApp [phone]

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@Aridunu_jones here’s a December event that starts early. Hope you come. @kandyskeen

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I hope nobody from @FOBroadband is planning on joining the protest. With the kind of shitty connection I’ve been experiencing I’d need to stage my own protest against them. @FiberOne_help

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@FOBroadband please I’m begging you. Restore my network. Some of us work from home. Our income is dependent on the network we pay you for.

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@ShehuSani Nigerians will find any reason to exploit. If it’s not dollar it’s fuel or terrorism or election or the sun or NEPA or air itself.

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Dollar is back to 600!!

Yeah, it’s about time we reverse psychology this shit and start ‘speculating’ the fall of the dollar.

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@abiodunayo_ @Cohannnnn @lasemasocial We drove past the scene. My driver said they might be shooting a movie. This is sad. Lagos state rescue team boats was all over the place at the time we drove past.

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@wxyzpqrst @TheSerahIbrahim Naah. Nigerians rather want to make fun of everything. I’m sure a lot them didn’t bother to turn up the volume. Just read the caption and concluded. Na wa o

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@dananyakah @EmotionsDoctor @Tallest_bro I just check. It basically walking barefoot. I hear it works magic.

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@dananyakah @EmotionsDoctor @Tallest_bro He said Grounding and went silent. Who does that?

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On National TV. He practically just ordered the investigation of all her case files.

[Ndubuisi Ekekwe @ndekekwe]

Unbelievable that a Senator whose wife was the president of the court of appeal could brag how he influenced her decisions. He embarrassed the senate president by revealing the open truth about Nigeria’s judiciary.  We must give Senator Bulkachuwa a national award as a whistleblower of the month. Hope retired Justice Zainab Bulkachuwa will give a press release on how she was influenced! What a nation.

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Poverty is man made. But poverty mentality is spiritually self made.

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@TuckerCarlson Sometimes true words come out from someone who’s not.

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@DailyPostNGR With all the negative narratives being associated with Nigerians,it’s time we start making deliberate efforts at investing in concrete PR strategy around Nigerian individuals making huge strides in Medicine, Tech,Sports,Advertising, Entertainment @stylebender National Honour

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@GazetteNGR With all the negative narratives being associated with Nigerians,it’s time we start making deliberate efforts at investing in concrete PR strategy around Nigerian individuals making huge strides in Medicine, Tech,Sports,Advertising, Entertainment @stylebender National Honour