Fastbreak Report

[Fastbreak Report @FastBreakRPT]

“Put your money where your mouth is”

Say less….

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

The Timberwolves are expected to join the Eastern Conference in the 2028-29 season due to NBA expansion with Las Vegas and Seattle. 🚨

With both teams expected to join the West, Minnesota will likely move to the East to create two 16-team conferences.

[Fastbreak Report @FastBreakRPT]

They got em 😂

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

The latest WNBA dildo thrower has been arrested and banned from all NBA/WNBA games.

[Fastbreak Report @FastBreakRPT]

@atensnut Well I mean…this is the USA…

[Fastbreak Report @FastBreakRPT]

Angel Reese’s biggest issue is that fundamentally, she’s a terrible basketball player. What I mean, is she was never taught basic things like taking off on the proper foot, not only while taking layups but while trying to make layups. Her shot selection really is much help either

[Fastbreak Report @FastBreakRPT]

She not wrong sadly 😂

[Andrew B. @Drewski126]

@ItsKingSlime @stonybankss

[MAADY @MaadyBK67]

She doesn’t look good enough to make these type of demands tbh

[Fastbreak Report @FastBreakRPT]

They just now finding this shit out? Lmao

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 UPDATE: The Karmelo Anthony legal team is IN SHAMBLES after bombshell texts came out that he fantasized about m*rder before killing Austin Metcalf

"How many bullets u want coming out of ur chest?"

"When I st*b somebody I'm gonna lick their blood off the blade"

2 hours before: "I'm lowkey on the verge" 🤯

UTTER MADNESS

He needed the death penalty!

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😂

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

The Hornets framed the net from their Play-In game vs the Heat 😅

(via @TheHeatCentral)

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

The negotiations between the Pistons and Jalen Duren have been “awfully nasty” and there is concern about his long-term future in Detroit, per @BannedMacMahon

“Sometimes these negotiations when they are ugly like this can have long-lasting consequences.”

(https://t.co/xQNddK2QE2)

[Fastbreak Report @FastBreakRPT]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Sean Joseph @sjoseph_sports]

The green dildo has returned to the WNBA.

[Fastbreak Report @FastBreakRPT]

Actually she deals with it because she thinks she’s 100x better than she actually is…all she had to do was be humble and that was too much to ask for….play stupid games with stupid prizes.

[Janelle | Sports Data @itsNellzz]

This is why I’ll always praise her. No other player in the league deals with this type of shit. Grown men are obsessed with her, it’s actually scary

[Fastbreak Report @FastBreakRPT]

That’s a big fucking bite holy shit 🫪

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Anthony Edwards has been ordered to pay the following for his son he says he has never met and has no intention of meeting, per @TMZ

- $14,000 a month in child support
- Take out $2.6 million life insurance policy with Alexandria as the primary beneficiary
- Pay Alexandria $21,000 in legal fees

Anthony Edwards monthly income is $4.8 million while Alexandria is $1,016

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@Hali excuse me sir, but…I’m gunna need a Championship, an MVP and a Finals MVP out of you this year because the disrespect is really just getting ridiculous at this point.

[Indianapolis Jones @DarkHaliburton]

Ask Wally Szczerbiak how this worked out for him
These 🤡 🤡 🤡 never lear

[Pacers BTB @PacersBTB]

@FastBreakRPT Gotchu big dawg 🙌🏻

[Fastbreak Report @FastBreakRPT]

@PacersBTB Thanks dude :)

[Pacers BTB @PacersBTB]

TIRED OF THE DISRESPECT⁉️

GO SUB TO @FastBreakRPT AND WATCH HIS TAKE ON MAD DOG😤🔥

IM SUPPORTING ANYONE CALLING THIS MESS OUT‼️

https://t.co/phkf3OWgDR

#pacers #maddog #YesCers

[Wall St Engine @wallstengine]

YOUTUBE EYES $1B+ NBA DEAL

YouTube is in advanced talks with the NBA to create a single streaming hub for local team broadcasts starting in the 2027-28 season, per SBJ.

The NBA is targeting at least 25 teams in Year 1, with as many as 29 potentially joining.

If all 29 participate, the league is reportedly seeking around $1.2B.

A smaller group of 25 teams or fewer could bring the deal closer to $850M.

[Definitely Not Stoned @downlowfarming]

"Angel Reese is as coordinated as a baby Giraffe 🦒"
This guy nails it 💯😂😂😂😂😂

[Fastbreak Report @FastBreakRPT]

Nah, they really forgot how good we are one injury riddled season and now suddenly we magically ain’t shit 😒

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo on Tyrese Haliburton saying he was shocked that his return game for the Pacers is not being broadcast nationally, via @FirstTake:

"He's not Jerry West... you think you're on that level that your opening game against the Pelicans could be on national television? I mean come on. ... You are not on that level of a player, where you're an iconic figure where the world pays attention to, and your brand."