Now that Neyo is in the news, I can finally tell y'all how he was in the Philly Target in Rittenhouse two weeks ago trying to get fan pandemonium and nobody even noticed him.
@GxntIeman "That's true, that's true," he agreed, grabbing a napkin and trying to discreetly wipe at his tongue to remove any excess flavor from his mistakes.
"Are you a fan of... I'm afraid I forgot what it's called," he asked, gesturing towards the caviar. His ears were hot.
@GxntIeman Alfred shivered a bit and quickly moved to grab whatever drink he could find, his cheeks starting to flush red in embarrassment.
"Can't say that's my favorite," he commented, trying to play it cool after he swallowed down a decent amount of a nearby mixed drink.
@GxntIeman (Alfred just grinned at him like an idiot, trying to ignore the heat rushing towards his own cheeks.)
Yeah, y'kno? here's something about bein' able to look somebody in the eye while you're plowin' into them, and you can lift their legs up to make things work better and--!!
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@GxntIeman Alfred, slightly emboldened and interested in adventurously showing off, grabbed a chip and placed a few pieces of caviar on top of it.
With a nervous grin, he swallowed the concoction and quickly regretted it. His poor face showed it all, as much as he tried to hide it.
@GxntIeman "Absolutely!! I'm afraid I don't even know what half of these things are..." he gestured towards a bowl of caviar, and an exquisitely made charcuterie board.
"Can't go wrong with food though, y'kno?"
@GxntIeman Alfred's cheeks turned pink in response to the pet name, reaching for a little sandwich himself.
If he had the mind to, he could go to town on each and every one of those tiny things. But he was a gentleman tonight!
"These are actually pretty good!!"
@GxntIeman 'A tad peckish'? Fucking nerd. Oh, WAIT. That was real familiar...
Alfred shook his thoughts away and agreed, taking the man's arm yet again to lead them towards the hall. Fancy appetizers weren't his style, but he could pretend in order to keep face.
"Here we are! Uh... +
@GxntIeman Alfred was always hungry, but if he wanted to remember the night, he needed some carbs in his boozey stomach. He definitely didn't want to forget this mystery man.
"A little, yeah. Are you?? It'd be nice to head back to the main hall."
@GxntIeman Alfred leaned into their chaste affection, happy to enjoy something seemingly freeing during such a busy night.
"I wonder if they have any snacks ready. Or if there's a game room open for us to mess around in."
Alfred had to admit, he looked damn good in black. Silver wasn't a usual choice of his, but the glimmer of it under the lights accentuated his eyes in the light and led him to a bit of dashing (arrogant) confidence.
@GxntIeman Alfred carefully lifted his hand up to touch Arthur's head, tentatively raking his fingers through his hair but cautious enough to assure it was a wanted action.
"Anythin' for you, sweetheart. You can count on it."