May Fastaia

I'm currently hot flashing 🍑🔥🔥🔥

[whalefact @awhalefact]

you know it’s whale outside when you go outside and it’s whale

[whalefact @awhalefact]

stay safe out there

[whalefact @awhalefact]

a whale would never steal your leftover half-a-quesadilla out of the fridge that you were saving to reward yourself for having finished work for the day

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[whalefact @awhalefact]

a whale is just a really big guy just some huge dude out there swimming

[whalefact @awhalefact]

a whale would never blow away in the wind like your tiny little plastic bag of a boyfriend

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Laptop Gets To Age When It Can Be Lightly Tossed Sometimes https://t.co/xjTqphT42M

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales are pretty fuckin big

[whalefact @awhalefact]

oh you’re a whale? name 40 million krill

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Target ‘Dorm Room Essentials’ Aisle Being Browsed Exclusively By 30-Year-Old Men With Studio Apartments https://t.co/uURm2gLvJ2

[The Onion @TheOnion]

“Nepotism.” — Kylie Jenner https://t.co/J3dTVHkhLx

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Out-Of-Style Woman Still Has Last Season’s Body Issues https://t.co/9wPHyLlmUa

[whalefact @awhalefact]

he’s a ten but he’s less than 75ft long

[whalefact @awhalefact]

many whales have never known the triumphs and defeats- the epic highs and lows of high school football

[May Fastaia @FastaiaMay]

Pov im whales

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales do not talk much when you first meet them probably because they are shy

[whalefact @awhalefact]

very few whales remember the alamo

[May Fastaia @FastaiaMay]

I'm pov whales

[whalefact @awhalefact]

very few whales are left handed

[May Fastaia @FastaiaMay]

Pov im whales

[whalefact @awhalefact]

many whales still haven’t learned how to parallel park

[whalefact @awhalefact]

sometimes whales are sleepy just so so sleepy

[whalefact @awhalefact]

there are at least 3 whales (and 2 turtles) in the ocean at all times