Nick 🏌️‍♂️🐻⬇️

[Nick 🏌️‍♂️🐻⬇️ @FatChops51]

Guys…

The Chicago Bears are a playoff team in Ben’s 1st season with a brand new system, staff and in Caleb’s 2nd year re-learning NFL football.

They’re not even good yet.

#DaBears

[Nick 🏌️‍♂️🐻⬇️ @FatChops51]

✍️ 🗒️ threaten to kill self on social media

[⋆˚࿔ 𝕐𝕦𝕣𝕚 ♪˚⋆ @treatmachanwell]

HOW DID I GET THIS FAR

[Nick 🏌️‍♂️🐻⬇️ @FatChops51]

Is it his pimp hand?

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Packers RB Josh Jacobs, who will have surgery later this week on his broken ring finger, could return as quickly as 2-3 weeks, sources say. Green Bay will decide Saturday if IR is necessary but it’s not guaranteed.

Jacobs is out vs the #Vikings before the bye. After that, he’s got a shot.

[Nick 🏌️‍♂️🐻⬇️ @FatChops51]

@KraftGOAT

[StartKyleOrton @startkyIeorton]

Again Caleb has played the toughest schedule of opposing defenses and had his worst game in two years and finished that gauntlet 6th in QBR. We're good here

[Nick 🏌️‍♂️🐻⬇️ @FatChops51]

Who gives a fuck 😂😂

[KC Cheesehead @BigJunieKC]

What i can’t respect with Bears fans is they won 2 games with those backup QB and gloated about it.. but soon as they lose to the packers it’s cuz Caleb wasn’t playing… yall beat the eagles by 20 with that same backup. Goal post keep moving 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Nick 🏌️‍♂️🐻⬇️ @FatChops51]

And we’re all upset 😂😂😂

Never thought I’d see the day…

[Adam Jahns @adamjahns]

Some Bears stats at the bye:

Offense
Total yards: 1st
Total plays: 1st
First downs: 3rd
Rush TDs: t-1st
Rush yds/game: 3rd

Defense
3rd-down %: 1st
Sack %: 3rd
Total sacks: t-3rd
Rush yds/game: 6th
Success %: 4th (from @SumerSports)

[Nick 🏌️‍♂️🐻⬇️ @FatChops51]

This is like Dave buying Barstool back for $1

[Albert Breer @AlbertBreer]

Vikings take on Kirk Cousins' minimum base salary for the rest of the year, and a $10 million fully-guaranteed roster bonus in March. After that, there's a two-year, $80 million option, which you'd assume will be declined.

Also—Cousins is getting paid by three teams in 2026.

[Nick 🏌️‍♂️🐻⬇️ @FatChops51]

@VikesTrophyCase

[Nick 🏌️‍♂️🐻⬇️ @FatChops51]

$100 says he jerks off to his profile picture.

[Lambeau Villain @PackersRunNFC]

Matthew Golden is better than Luther Burden.

Bears fans stay delusional about the talent on their roster:

[Nick 🏌️‍♂️🐻⬇️ @FatChops51]

Technically he’s correct. Bears won and we’re all pissed about how they played. 🤷‍♂️

[Trevor @b2bChamps27]

Won’t be all smiles tomorrow night

[Nick 🏌️‍♂️🐻⬇️ @FatChops51]

@BigMack_4 Yep that’s the joke

[Nick 🏌️‍♂️🐻⬇️ @FatChops51]

👀

[Data Disrespect @NFLDisrespect]

@CalebFC18 And they got there the hard way. Caleb Williams has faced the toughest defenses of any full-time starter and is still 4th in our new QB rankings, basically tied for 3rd. Four picks against Tampa Bay and his game still graded above average.

[Nick 🏌️‍♂️🐻⬇️ @FatChops51]

@CTucker121004 Get in there and make it about you 😂😂 and retweet it so the whole internet can see your out loud whining 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Nick 🏌️‍♂️🐻⬇️ @FatChops51]

@BartWinklerShow You’re both an embarrassment to adults with this discourse

[Nick 🏌️‍♂️🐻⬇️ @FatChops51]

@ParkerMoes So sensitive 😂😂

[Nick 🏌️‍♂️🐻⬇️ @FatChops51]

Don’t talk to me about regression 😂😂😂

[Kevin Seifert @SeifertESPN]

Per ESPN Research: The Vikings are the first team to have 6+ wins and 3+ games without a TD over their first 8 games of a season since 1925. Both the Detroit Panthers and the Frankford Yellow Jackets matched that feat.

[Nick 🏌️‍♂️🐻⬇️ @FatChops51]

Ope

[Cam @42Cyc]

Every casual fan is gonna be so confused when the Vikings offense looks 10x better with Wentz than it did with Kyler

[Nick 🏌️‍♂️🐻⬇️ @FatChops51]

Bears fans are like, “…yeah… no fucking shit.”

[Pete Prisco @PriscoCBS]

Moral of the story: No defense can overcome crappy quarterback play.

[Nick 🏌️‍♂️🐻⬇️ @FatChops51]

See!!! 😂

[Pearlie @Pc32710]

I have never seen 4 INTS broken down and justified the way they are doing today… JLove throws 1 and he’s crucified…