Jack McClintock

All things posted here are 100% also the thoughts of my employer.

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#halfshirt

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@EBodegom @somegingerguy23 The seal would also offer the exact same ratio of agreement/disagreement as well

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In addition to being a gross thing to post, this is also just a much much worse version of my favorite college football joke c. 2003, unfortunately no longer accurate:

How are U of Alabama fans like maggots? Both can live off a dead Bear for 20 years

[e. n. @elinachos]

What a pleasant guy

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Dutch took two absolutely perfect pens and 3 of the worst ones you'll ever see

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What the hell is going on in this shootout man, Jesus Christ

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He's not as fast as he used to be but it's still terrifying when van dijk decides he needs to actually run

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@StatBoy_Steven @TX_lawpony @swearimnotpaul Just circling back on this. Any additional thoughts?

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@masanovic2015 @swearimnotpaul Just wanted to circle back on this. Any additional thoughts?

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@relaxingmymind @offbeatorbit Look up the population and area of Alabama then any of the Baltics

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So many tweets are stolen reddit posts and so many reddit posts are stolen tweets

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@PamR413 @JillFilipovic Not true and completely irrelevant lol

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@ProspectsUsmnt I'm shocked that the kind of football fan who has a meltdown about a close loss in a dead rubber playing 1 starter also has inexplicable biases for and against certain players who aren't going to play more than 15 minutes the rest of the world cup

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@iam_gorman @ProspectsUsmnt He had a mention of Weah - to say that he deserves playing time over Reyna. Reyna sucked last night but was still easily the best attacker because Pepi and Weah were just that awful. Hope no one gets hurt but if they do Weah showed nothing to suggest he should be on the field

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@CTachio83984 That's not fair, he has ties to his segunda division soccer club that he's way worse at running than Rob Mcelhenny and Ryan Reynolds

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@Halalcoholism I think the talent gap is probably as small as it's ever been. England hugely better at 2 of the midfield spots and striker (and especially in attacking depth) but the rest of the spots are pretty even. Their midfield outside of rice and bellingham is very uninspiring

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@Halalcoholism @NobletStrength I just don't think that's true of this England squad. They've got a good but not great spine, relatively weak on the wings and across the back. Jedi is better than Spence, Tyler adams is better than Anderson in a double pivot, Pulisic prob better than Gordon

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@richard_normal He's like a billionaire and in 5 years hasn't been able to get his soccer club into the round of 16 in the Copa del rey or the promotion playoffs. Significantly worse at this job than rob mcelhenny or Ryan Reynolds

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@haralabob @unicorn_trex @LydiaMoynihan How many people with kids do you even know dude? No one's inviting the weird ultrarich bachelor who's against women's suffrage to their barbecues lol

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@haralabob @MrColton @LydiaMoynihan You don't even get to argue with him man. He has a family, you don't. According to your own stupid fucking criteria he gets more of a say

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@squigwah @richard_normal He's not even American. He should at least have the dignity to post about denying women the right to vote generally rather than specifically in the US. Dickhead