Fat Ryan Gosling

Hey Girl, let's slip into something comfortable, like sweats, and act out scenes from The Notebook together.

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@westtsidemami Single? Baby you're at least a double but I'm into it. 😋

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@GigaBasedDad @LibertyCappy Toilet time must be a rare but awfully strenuous time for you.

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@shay_mafia231 @Kenna_Lesego @tylerduran21 @Southside_Gunn Okay well then go ahead and tell the Samoans in Carson and Torrance that they're not allowed to say it anymore see how that goes.

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@stephaniemain2 Nothing is wrong, he's walking at a slow pace not in a hurry while the woman is walking quickly and trying to pass him. They don't even know each other, just two strangers on the sidewalk who just happened to momentarily be going in the same direction.

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Is it a girl bear?

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@CatLaw75 Oh, you got me. You're trolling right? This was a troll. It's good it's good, lots of delusional women online. You played it perfectly. The selfies with the filters where it appears you've deluded yourself into believing that's what you really look like. Nice touch, bravo.

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@CatLaw75 I mean, yes. You're 49, a single mom with 2 kids and you won't settle for less than Conor McGregor. Except McGregor isn't 6ft so he's not good enough for you either. You drag seemingly good guys on here acting you squirt cold beer out of your nipples. Come back to Earth sometime.

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@David90561488 @CatLaw75 Filters aren't real life

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@sapperadam @CatLaw75 What kind of friend are you? You know damn well he doesn't need this kind of drama in his life.

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@CoadedIBK @WhoManzIsDis @creepydotorg She should get a championship belt made from the Gator's hide.

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@AfricanHub_ I know a girl with webbed toes. Is she AI generated?

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@BraddrofliT @dreikov If you want to play with your butthole then go play with your butthole. You don't need to have a crazy long thread on X trying to explain yourself like you're playing with your butthole to be a hero for your sperm lives.

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@AnnieAreUOhK I usually just inhale really hard, then I'm like...

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@InternetH0F That guy's fingers 100% touched this man's tongue.

I'd still try it, though.

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@Univers99618787 @kylecoolky @St4yBent @merciattacks @InternetH0F 2in1? I just buy a generic bucket of bulk soap & use it for everything. Shampoo, body wash, face wash, dish soap, car soap, wash the dog, pump in the laundry. Bought this bucket in 2009 and still have a 1/3 left and when I'm out I'll have this sweet bucket. Conditioner is a scam.

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@Restycz @serling_stories @SlackR84 @Jbanklestankle1 @InternetH0F Dang I need to watch this again.

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@ThexyBeatht_2 Okay but I'm getting guac.

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@MAC_Arms @Jim3agle Fucking deer

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I don’t want to talk about this, but considering current events, I’ll share something I saw in 2006 in Iraq. Understand that I hate discussing this. Not a single day goes by that I don’t think about it. One night our PL walks in the enlisted tent inside BIAP around 2300 and asks for volunteers. Being the crazy bastard I am, I immediately got up and began to put my armor on without saying a word. I grabbed the M249, a few extra belts, and some extra hand grenades and followed the LT to the motor pool where our M113 was waiting. We performed all our radio checks, fueled up, called in to HQ, and left the front gate. It was dark. Really dark. The air had an awful stench of burning trash and the water in the canals smelled of feces. A dead dog laid on the side of the road under a dimly lit street light outside the gate. It was very quiet. Like the world was dead. Perhaps it was in that moment. We proceeded to our objective. A small home with a humble adobe brick wall outside its perimeter with some very dim lights barely lighting up the courtyard. Out came a middle aged man, carrying a little girl who was screaming bloody murder. We brought her in the M113 where our medic immediately began to stabilize the wound on her right hand. Two of her fingers were missing just above the knuckle. She calmed down considerably once our medics took possession of her. We proceeded to take her back to BIAP to receiver proper treatment with the father riding along with us. I was pulling security with the M249 but I would occasionally glance back at the little girl who had a look of sorrow and desperation on her face. It felt routine but in some ways something wasn’t right. The following day, about a dozen 60mm mortars landed very close to our tents. Luckily nobody was hurt. We later learned that the father purposely cut his daughter’s fingers off so he could gain access to the FOB and collect intelligence. Not a single day goes by that I don’t see that little girls face. Not a day goes by that I don’t realize what that look was on the ride back. Not a single day goes by that I don’t wonder if she is still alive. Point is…never underestimate the lengths your enemy is willing to go to in order to destroy you. Never forget the innocents who are caught in the middle.

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@POTUS Panera?