Monkey B

[Swati Gupta @hrswatigupta]

The airline lost my bag for 72 hours.

They handed me a $50 “courtesy” voucher at the baggage desk and smiled like they’d done me a favor.

I kept the voucher. Then I opened my laptop and used a 1999 international treaty they never mention at check-in.

Total recovered: $1,650.

Here are the three legal weapons most passengers never know they have.

[Monkey B @FatalBrettError]

@NUFCgallowgate Is he another right footer playing from the left? Only makes sense if Barnes or Gordon are sold...

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Clock ticking down.

Scores level.

Defenders to beat.

Step forward, Will Osula 👏👏👏

[Monkey B @FatalBrettError]

@Saghar409 30

[Monkey B @FatalBrettError]

@GianfrancoShoIa Lee Clark through the train window chanting on about 1 min 21 seconds, I think

[Monkey B @FatalBrettError]

@LukeEdwardsTele Given almost all of Newcastle's transfer business since PIF took over was done out of the press, why do you think this one is leaked?

[Monkey B @FatalBrettError]

@NUFC_HQ Would we still need Trafford? We have 4 keepers now we've got Ruddy and whats-his-face from Nottingham Forest?

[Monkey B @FatalBrettError]

#DisneyOnIce

[Monkey B @FatalBrettError]

@matthew_thorne

[Monkey B @FatalBrettError]

@SkySportsPL Shearer & Ferdinand all day

[Simon Brodkin @SimonBrodkin]

🎤 Personalised number plates

[Monkey B @FatalBrettError]

@NVIDIAGeForce @CyberpunkGame #BeyondFast

[Barsee 🐶 @heyBarsee]

AI created an alternate timeline where historical figures were not only aware of smartphones and Twitter but they were obsessed with them.

Here are 11 incredible Viral Selfies of our History that you won't believe existed:

1. Freddie Mercury

[Total War @totalwar]

To celebrate Total War: WARHAMMER III's anniversary we're giving away this daemon of a gaming PC powered by Intel! 😈 To enter:

1⃣ Follow @totalwar and @IntelGaming
2⃣ Retweet this tweet by March 5th

🗓️ Winners announced on March 7th
📝 Full T&Cs: https://t.co/9K8sWBj4ce

[Monkey B @FatalBrettError]

@jimmyfallon Someone will win #3WordSuperBowl

[Monkey B @FatalBrettError]

@SkySportsPL @ToonPolls Do your thing

[Monkey B @FatalBrettError]

@neilcranswick Although he'll miss the Liverpool game ☹️

[Monkey B @FatalBrettError]

@Overkill_PCs Im in!

[Monkey B @FatalBrettError]

@Edit_Kev Woah woah woah woah! Jacob Murphy is 28?!