im a bit bored

me

[dani @lesbinof]

Turned my small ingrown hair into a giant open wound

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

How life feels once you realize it’s not that deep

[Phil Callis @PhilCallis]

@twinscorpeon @_ayandamay Individuals can just do things

[Chisme 𖤐 @ihyChismexx]

Atheists in California are now spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the road to make the cars homosexual.

[𝚢𝚊𝚢 @fakegoldielocks]

@polygazoids “Downloaded as a joke” no tf you didn’t, yk you wanna do that renegade.

[MarLife🇭🇹 @MarLife_]

Smoking with someone and realizing they are ugly asf is the scariest realization ever

[im a bit bored @FatassShet]

feeling: inadequate

[x__x @bpdsins]

babe ur tone in texting is off do u hate and wish death upon me now

[Nae @NaesCloset]

Me whenever I’m not the center of attention.

[angel @angelshit]

Having a strong sense of justice in a world where nobody gaf

[GAVIN4CALDER @BlueJayPackers3]

@zooweemomma3 @ch5rlie5 @ceoaiden @stellarhibiki @RollingLoud This comment that was 8th in the thread still got more likes than the original 💀

[caiterpillar𓆑 @bugging0ut]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

wearing a thong + pad combo is psychotic wth

[$ @2xsam_]

Nobody:

Me on Twitter: 🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁

[ℓαηzу @lanzyszn]

Truth is, DND warriors actually check their phones more than anyone else.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

When I put “😬” this is what I mean.

[🐌mahru🌔 @mahrugarita]

i HAVE to go. i have to go somewhere. anywhere. everywhere. i have to leave. and i have to go.