FatbergSlim

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[FatbergSlim @FatbergSlim]

Eventually you're gonna run out of demographics to lie about and they'll remember it was you who did the lying.

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Fyodor Dostoevsky, Crime and Punishment

[FatbergSlim @FatbergSlim]

Buncha assholes celebrating and defending horrific evil and calling themselves righteous in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary is what's known as an 'unveiling.' You might be participating in something biblical but it's not gonna be because you're the chosen...

[FatbergSlim @FatbergSlim]

*open browser tab*

social website: introducing this brand new asshole we conjured up out of nowhere who said some unbelievably stupid shit and the army of numbskulls who agree with them.

*close browser tab*

repeat for 20 fucking years straight.

[FatbergSlim @FatbergSlim]

The Onion's BACK baby

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital https://t.co/Co58jbTnPx

[FatbergSlim @FatbergSlim]

Wow. How the fuck did world governments let one nation gaslight them into letting their citizens get bullied and harassed by that nation's psychopathic zealots with impunity?

[FatbergSlim @FatbergSlim]

Profoundly fucking weird no one calls out how a lot of the same people talking about standing with Isreal are the same people who were peddling Jewish conspiracy garbage mere weeks ago. Are they just pro genocide? is that the stance?

[FatbergSlim @FatbergSlim]

You Gog / Magog ass idiots. Monkeys caught in between two mirrors that show nothing but your own iniquity. Smash the fucking mirrors and stop admiring the reflection.

[FatbergSlim @FatbergSlim]

Especially if you're fool enough to think you're not gonna be on the side of the punished.

[FatbergSlim @FatbergSlim]

Every single person on twitter right now...

[FatbergSlim @FatbergSlim]

"We're getting closer to god. Everything is biblical. God's gonna win."

Yeah, God's gonna show up with a belt to whoop everyone's dumbass for WANTING, HOPING, and ENCOURAGING this shit. You're not supposed to crave the punishment you morons.

[FatbergSlim @FatbergSlim]

everybody making anti-NFT tweets sound crotchety as fuck.

[FatbergSlim @FatbergSlim]

The irony of twitter crusaders talking about things being "fake" and "pointless"

[FatbergSlim @FatbergSlim]

Concerted efforts to make sure people hate even the concept of there being a future beyond what we have right now

[FatbergSlim @FatbergSlim]

PLS don't force me to have to understand and engage in transactional relationships!!!

[FatbergSlim @FatbergSlim]

slowly but surely the left is starting to sound less and less stupid as hell about crypto. Only now they're arguing that the broken state of the internet they were forced to accept as standard is more holistic actually as a decentralized internet standard.

god save these morons.

[FatbergSlim @FatbergSlim]

"because there has been no way to make money off my digital content other than accepting sparse charity and I've gotten used to this as my reality, suddenly being shown the opportunity to treat my digital work as actual property scares the shit out of me."

[FatbergSlim @FatbergSlim]

The human race never learned to walk upright. We just stumbled forwards for thousands of years, just barely saving ourselves from an always impending faceplant we hope will never come.

[FatbergSlim @FatbergSlim]

AW FUCK. Damn. Time keeps moving forward n shit...

https://t.co/XHuaKsCmCS

[FatbergSlim @FatbergSlim]

Thing you need to understand is...

history has always been dumb as fuck.