Dougie Christ

will face a medical emergency soon

[Dougie Christ @FatherFranky]

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: sources are saying that though i am a kind man, i will face a truly horrific death, possibly undignified

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

going through a beatles phase at 28 and feeling insecure about it

[Dougie Christ @FatherFranky]

caught a whiff of a hot fart call that smoking crack

[Dougie Christ @FatherFranky]

anytime i’ve seen a dj/noise set i am reminded of the fact that i am not transgender

[jake @wormpuller]

Calling in flaccid to work

[Dougie Christ @FatherFranky]

knuckle tattoos that say “PAD’S BABY”

[Dougie Christ @FatherFranky]

debuting my randy newman impression at nagoya

[ziri⁷🍏 is seeing bts @heartsloveband]

everybody get more woke https://t.co/lFgx0SGB9I

[Dougie Christ @FatherFranky]

it’s the year of horse so i reckon i oughta get kicked in the head by one

[heather @prettyalbatross]

hey, if you're in the boston area and just heard multiple gunshots, don't panic: they've executed the patriots. every single one of them.

[Dougie Christ @FatherFranky]

who framemogged roger rabbit ?

[Errai @errai]

(Baby replying to a thread on a modded cribs forum) Wow, that's one hell of a build. Bedtime specs?

[Dougie Christ @FatherFranky]

at work just straight up guessing

[Dougie Christ @FatherFranky]

i consider the rest of the country to be the greater boston area

[Dougie Christ @FatherFranky]

@DawgofWar666 i think about it all the time. i never felt stronger

[Dougie Christ @FatherFranky]

eating all the sugar pills from my wife’s birth control cause we ran out of halloween candy

[Dougie Christ @FatherFranky]

love the hotel confidential breakfast

[Dougie Christ @FatherFranky]

@a_frog_soup

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

yeah the 6 piece combo president #fatass 😂🤦‍♂️

[fat ralph @CaptainClaood]

Ass has announced that hole will release a shit before the end of 2026