Mia 🦋

new york

[Mia 🦋 @Fatima_xo]

Every Houstonian whenever there’s a Houston reference in #ASTROWORLD

[Mia 🦋 @Fatima_xo]

Larry’s gonna trip Brunson by mistake and injure him #NBAFinals

[delta 🍪 @obliviusdelta]

This is genuinely stressing me the fuck out

[Thomas White @len0killer]

(Trying to impress my mouse date) And let’s do a big piece of cheese for the table as well

[Mia 🦋 @Fatima_xo]

Need to know what meme made him hang out the plane to share

[matt @inlanddernpire]

A friend asked me which emotion I experience most frequently, most deeply, and without hesitation I replied, “Doubt.”

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

feels so good to ignore the “do you hate me” text for 10-15 minutes

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

On the 'puter

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

When I was born they tossed me into a bin labeled 'No good', but then they fished me out, handed me a cane and a top hat, and told me I'd make it in show biz. I think I was tossed head first I'm so sleepy all the time, And violent. Bring me my tap shoes, I feel a song coming on

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Girl, you are NOT asexual. Your daily caloric intake is just not even enough for a toddler!

[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

Waking up, eat the food the chef made, go to gym, come home, get a massage, check twitter, eat what the chef made and sleep.

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

they banned me from the gun range because i kept practicing letting a single tear roll down my cheek as i pointed my handgun at the target

[vegetaboine @huudrich]

don’t come to my house asking for no pillow ball them jeans up

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I was the intimacy coordinator on the set of Stuart Little

[Pandy Fackler ❄️ @ThatBrenna]

The only squat I'm doing is diddly

[Mia 🦋 @Fatima_xo]

Adderrall tastes bad when you try to suck on it like sweet tart

[Mia 🦋 @Fatima_xo]

Mad Max Furiosa

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

This is what the left fears most.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

she’s exactly right