Fats Durston

Director: Sound of Music II; Brother-ln-Law: Vernon Maxwell's Parole Officer; Author: "The Conservative Relovution Will Be Televised, In 2215.12 Square Inches"

[Fats Durston @FatsDurston]

Me, an intellectual: You right-wingers' deployment of historical symbology is, frankly, preposterous and ill-informed in an ironic manner

You, a right-winger: *wearing a viking helmet with horns stabbing me to death with a confederate battle-flag pole screaming "FREEDOM!!!"*

[Fats Durston @FatsDurston]

@agraybee In the book he gets angry at people who refuse to work at miserable jobs for their entire lives for minimal benefits. Why aren't they grateful to serve their social superiors for a lifetime?

[Fats Durston @FatsDurston]

@GaryD20Games Always remember that Thomas Radecki, cited in the article (and on the *60 Minutes* episode), had his medical license revoked for trading psychiatric drugs for sex from his patients.

[Fats Durston @FatsDurston]

@TheWapplehouse It was around 8-9 hours in the ‘80s (before I-40 extension or any of I-26). You sure they didn’t say Asheboro? (Still rather far)

[Tim Hermansson 🇸🇪🇺🇦 @TimHermansson]

The United States used to be a respected nation, now a fascist shitshow

[Fats Durston @FatsDurston]

"He does the international symbol for 'let's wrestle'."
"Never mess with a dwarf's elbow!"
"I guess there won't be a son of Dorp."
"No man can carry two dwarfs."-"I have three testicles, but I am not more than a man."
He is swallowed by the giant frog. "This is a bad omen."

[Fats Durston @FatsDurston]

#dnd #OSR w/o context
"What is your rank in your tribe?"-"Entry level."
"Trying to earn money to pay my god."
"How many wives do you have?"-"None, I pay for intimacy."
"Do not tempt the primates."
"Selling [pmd weed is a very slow path to 2nd level."-"It is a path."

[Fats Durston @FatsDurston]

goddammit

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

KC 22 - 40 PHI
Final

No Scorigami. That score has happened 1 time before, most recently on November 7, 2004.

[Fats Durston @FatsDurston]

Weird that four years ago wasn't regarded as a mandate *for* "DEI." Just weird.

[Patrick Ruffini @PatrickRuffini]

The election was not only a mandate for ending DEI, but any corporate policy that seems remotely left of center.

[Fats Durston @FatsDurston]

@TheWapplehouse Nah, Tootsie.

[Fats Durston @FatsDurston]

@PeterRHann1 It was a lousy game, the least of that series (including *Shogun*) in engaging play.

[Fats Durston @FatsDurston]

@SamAdlerBell Is that optimized for exterminating "undesirables" or ... ?

[New Lines Magazine @newlinesmag]

NEW: It is always tempting to believe that your candidate lost for the reasons you care about most. But certain leftist hot takes about Trump’s victory are demonstrably wrong, argues Michael Bérubé in @newlinesmag. https://t.co/0BRWCt2L0r

[Fats Durston @FatsDurston]

Somehow it's not as bad as Sessions.

[Fats Durston @FatsDurston]

@bleakfest @mrpxssy Lord, if I'd figured this out in 9th grade...

[Fats Durston @FatsDurston]

@IsaacDovere The barely-winning (<2% popularly) candidate's entire party and movement is based on resenting "vermin," "demoncrats," "illegals," and women.

[Fats Durston @FatsDurston]

@MisrememberedY @DrFrancisYoung Surprised by that, too, but in an of itself the claim is not a confirmation of lack of literacy (nor is boozing & womanizing, the article is not really marshaling evidence for its point here).

[Fats Durston @FatsDurston]

@MMeow416 @fedtanyl @lionel_trolling @nikicaga “Trump gave us that money” is absolutely an article of faith among many of my Philadelphia students.

[Fats Durston @FatsDurston]

@speechboy71

[Fats Durston @FatsDurston]

James A Garfield, take a bow.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "This is why I get shot at so much, I mean if you think about it. Only a consequential president gets shot at. Remember that."

[Fats Durston @FatsDurston]

@RuckCohlchez C'mon *Matthew Mark Luke*! (imperative category)