fatso fasano

copywriter frightened of her digital skid mark // straight vibing with my demons

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In lieu of flowers please send one bloomin onion

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having a lot of fun responding to girls i barely know IG posting “send me your address if you want a christmas card”

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*mariah carey voice*

oowwwailllaaayywanntfoooorchrissstmassss isssSssSssSss….

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forgot about this app until I encountered another unit at a rock show

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DIY intaglio art is fucking retarded

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there’s always a ghoulish girl outside @HobbyLobby waiting for them to open and sometimes that girl is me

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having a camp counselor summer (scratching bug bites, popsicles for lunch, wearing patagonia shorts to work, lying)

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@popeAdope if you’re trying to feel something it is

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just got the biggest wave of dejavu and know in my bones i once was the cashier at the piggly wiggly in Maysville, nc

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@WidespreadPanic party at yo mama’s house

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my grandmother: what’s your favorite dessert, i want to make it for christmas

me: an entire shaker of orange tic tacs

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@snacks_1999 @WidespreadPanic all i see is a cord in the corner

[Drunk Coyotes @drunkyotes]

One hotdog the Columbia South Carolina way please 👌😋

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pick your fighter

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if i had a dollar for every time i overheard “we should start a bunko club” in this town, i’d have enough money to buy the senior sirloin special ($6-8)

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another show, another absolute unit

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love when the unit is also an elven tree

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there’s always a unit

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maybe i’d get some attention if i had 18 holes

[sophie @netcapgirl]

deck looks great, just a few comments

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never thought i’d be applying temporary tattoos to the general public today but the lord works in mysterious ways

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staying up past my bedtime to finish an episode on @MyPBSNC 💦💦💦

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the most embarrassing rumor is spreading about me in my new town...everyone thinks i'm a nurse