Fake Shawn Eichorst

The best and funniest fake Shawn Eichorst Twitter account. Athletic Director at Nebraska @Huskers. Trying unsuccessfully to fire @FauxPelini since 2013. Ginger.

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Those Devaney, Osborne, Solich, Mistake, Pelini shirts should read: Devaney, Osborne, Mistake, Mistake, Mistake.

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Happy Bo PeLLLLini day: 9-4

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LOL Colt McCoy

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You'd think of all letters we wouldn't forget in a word, it'd be an N:

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Mi$$i$$ippi

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I'm glad our coaching staff is so good at closing.

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@tjstricklett Bo will miss him more. Friend of my enemy, as they say

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I may have waited until the end of Spring - but it's House cleaning time. #Doak #Meyers #Stephens #Joffrey #TheMountain #Pelini

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Sorry to the future Mrs. Pritchard. Nebraska will pay adoption fees.

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Where the fuck is Binghampton? Is it some sort of Microsoft search sponsored University or something?

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@fauxpelini @Husker_Baseball in reality, you were banned by the entire state of Missouri. Hence the whole Big Ten move.

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I've made it clear to Darin Erstad that delays and bus travel for 24 hours from MSU to Omaha is no excuse for losing to Creighton tonight

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Esp since Tim and Doug are KY wrestlin' for charity! RT “@CoachMiles: #Huskers Get to this event!! http://t.co/BhQ8nnbF8B”

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@lincolndac I'm still allowed to come though, right?

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Remember when other teams used to make a run at Bo? (or did he make the run at them? hmm)

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Oh for fuck's sake who posted my cell phone number on a PETA message board?

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Oh they only have halves in college basketball, so I guess the coat checks actually opened at half-time. Embarrassing.

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Creighton fans: The UNL coat checks have been open since the start of the fourth so you can retrieve your Husker Football jerseys

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Hahaha we played Baylor better than Creighton did. Giving @coachmiles another raise haha