Faux News Corp

Faux News Corp **This profile is satire and is a fictional news corporation that exists in the 'Cause it's On TV' world**...No news posted by us is real

[Faux News Corp @Faux_NewsCorp]

It is ours to regretfully inform the public that Santa Claus was killed on our network live on Christmas by our now former anchor Ted Buttfeld

We only show this gruesome video of Santa's death so to employ the publics help in catching fugitive Buttfeld

https://t.co/khYQJzYxUZ

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@QuotesFuturama *Zoidberg arrives in a cab*

And I'm the other guy...courage...not enough of it...need some from whats his name

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@CauseItsOnTV @TheFive @greggutfeld RIP Santa.

Buttfeld will pay!

https://t.co/2rbyqyyjtO

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@Criminalsimpson One of my favorite "out of left field" voice lines to make a rhyme work EVER

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@NeiNeiYAGI https://t.co/tDG7rZ3M4g

CyberTrump 2028

[David Perry @DavidPLOLNews]

David Perry from @LOL_NewsCorp at the White House with President Drumff with an exclusive interview after taking out drug kingpin and venuzelan dictator.

A quote we can give right now "This is way bigger than when we took binbaden out of Guantamo and shot him...much bigger" @CNN

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Breaking news...what some are calling...thee biggest win in American history.

The venuzelan dictator and kingpin of a drug ring that kille 100s of thousands of our people a year

Was captured last night in an operation even enemies are calling "F#cking Impressive"

@FoxNews @cnn

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@CauseItsOnTV @realDonaldTrump RIP Santa https://t.co/ekICAgaGW7