LOL News Corp

'Logic Order and Liberty News Corp' *This profile is satire and is a fictional news company in the 'Cause It's On TV' world.

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It is tragic to announce Santa was killed on @Faux_NewsCorp network by their own anchor Ted Buttfeld on Christmas
Santa spoke with Jack Xapper that same day in his last TV appearance before the Buttfeld interview

Here is his last interview with LOL News https://t.co/Yfpc1qL4nq

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@Stone_tossers https://t.co/W0UNjaw4xu

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@BasilTheGreat https://t.co/TcByRpQcBf

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@CauseItsOnTV @alx @USGovFeed Careful man you make flippant jokes like these asphalt hair people think youre serious.

(They don't have the IQ to understand tongue and cheek)

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@Stone_tossers https://t.co/jsp8aSm1xP

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@Stone_tossers Man...they're just...awful.

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@Stone_tossers https://t.co/qDaf17xPoX

Breaking...

A leaked conversation of the president and vice president discussing minisota

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@CauseItsOnTV @TheFive @greggutfeld RIP Santa

This was our last interview with the jolly fat man

https://t.co/7K5RFEIIuc

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@cnn Breaking news The President creates power vacuum in South America that is gonna cause gangs to split and fight eachother &on-top of that liberals are trying to figure out how to call this a bad thing when no casualties took place on American sides in capturing the evil man