Flava Flave

[Flava Flave @FavoriteDavid]

If you and ur friends wouldn’t kill ET with a hammer ur what’s wrong with America

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Actually, obligatory:

Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit.

The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.”

The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit.

They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit.

The second economist turns to the first and says “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.”

The first economist takes the $100 and eats a pile of shit.

Walking a little more, the first economist looks at the second and says, "You know, I gave you $100 to eat shit, then you gave me back the same $100 to eat shit. I can't help but feel like we both just ate shit for nothing."

"That's not true", responded the second economist. "We increased the GDP by $200!"

[Flava Flave @FavoriteDavid]

@spurs tank for the dire wolves they just genetically engineered

[Flava Flave @FavoriteDavid]

@bankertobuilder Looks like crap nobody needs this

[Flava Flave @FavoriteDavid]

@Codie_Sanchez Shut up

[Flava Flave @FavoriteDavid]

@resetbasis Tamarak in Idaho

[Flava Flave @FavoriteDavid]

2040 nfl will just be the kids who didn’t have iPads

[Flava Flave @FavoriteDavid]

Business idea. Scales with adds where it reads the weight

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

Donald Trump announces Nute Gunray will serve as Secretary of Commerce

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

Donald Trump announces that Tua Tagovailoa will lead the Department of Neuroscience

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

Donald Trump announces Baron Harkonnen will head spice production on the planet of Arrakis

[Flava Flave @FavoriteDavid]

Laws are like sausages, you don’t want to see how they are made

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Angel Reese: “I’m tired of the negativity and hate”

Also Angel Reese:

[Flava Flave @FavoriteDavid]

@kofinas Ur a consultant Demetri. You provide useless information to useless narcissists

[Flava Flave @FavoriteDavid]

@BoobyJargon @Lormif1 @vanillaopinions Because to claim the planet is the hottest it’s ever been when you don’t have measurements from the last million years is misleading

[Russ Greene @GreenPlusAnE]

My politics are the opposite of whatever this is.

[Flava Flave @FavoriteDavid]

@joebenson 26 kids is enough for 2 teams?

[Flava Flave @FavoriteDavid]

@sweatystartup Then they aren’t real friend

[Flava Flave @FavoriteDavid]

@karlwaldman @gas_biz Why did you get 0 in the end?

[Flava Flave @FavoriteDavid]

@Kenrom963 @BrightInsight6 @forjam64 Is this something that has to be requested by someone with high clearance or can any old Joe request this?

[Flava Flave @FavoriteDavid]

@NeilRetail This is so stupid and the most corporate ways of pretending to actually do something