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Rapper Stone Cold Jzzle is set to perform his new album, “Joe Black” in the heart of Afghanistan. President of Afghanistan, Ashraf Ghani, will be in attendance.

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The NBA looks to be heading in a new direction as Adam Silver pleads: “We need to limit players from making out on the court.”

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Tap, hold and load in 4K.

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Although LeBron James is a certified bucket, he claims that he is not a fan of ball play. Savannah James is staying firm by his side despite these comments.

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Brian Windhorst says that he does not think LeBron James is the GOAT. LeBron James responds by saying, "Drat! I curse your family’s name until the end of time."

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Bug Spray by Nizz debuts as the hottest 🔥 music video of the week. https://t.co/FcD4kb4ABs

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Sources claim that Kyler Murray was halfway done drinking his prime when Jonathan Gannon threw away his lid. Kyler Murray now demands a trade.

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Photos of Kamala Harris’ dinner tonight have been released. “Needed more salt, but overall pretty tasty,” says the Democratic Nominee.

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Jeremy, an illegal alien in prison, has just had transgender surgery approved by President-elect Kamala Harris.

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BREAKING NEWS: 49ers Rookie, Isaac Guerendo, clogged the toilet at his local Subway. Nick Saban is yet to comment on the situation.

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Jalen Hurts says he’s excited to play in Brazil. “I’ve been practicing my Spanish for this,” says the Eagles’ star QB. #NFLBrazil #Eagles

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#DrDisRespect states that he wears his retainer to bed every night. “No one asked” responds music celebratory Michael Richards.

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BREAKING: Lamar Jackson was seen with Taylor Swift prior to the Ravens/Chiefs game tonight. Travis Kelce has not yet commented on the situation.

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LEAKED: Joe Burrow claims that he loves when he feels good and he doesn’t love when he doesn’t feel good. Sources claim he prefers feeling good over feeling bad.

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Sources say G-Eazy mistakenly doubled down with two kings in blackjack, not realizing the rules. As a result, he's now broke, homeless, and can't even afford adequate hair gel.

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Sources report Quinnen Williams and Will McDonald from the Jets only play Uno Flex with their friends—they prefer it over regular Uno.

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Rapper and “Rockets Talk” podcast host, Roosh Williams, has been named the Houston Rockets official Water Boy for the 2024-2025 NBA season. @RooshWilliams

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Sources report that Britney Spears received an email in her spam notifying her that she won a FREE iPad. Upon attempting to claim her prize, her computer got hacked.

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Tay B claims “earf is his favorite planet”

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Daily Monitor claims that Shaq has lost over 85 lbs in this post.

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.@Parliament_Ug has granted MP Richard Lumu (DP, Mityana South) leave to introduce a Private Member's Bill, The Administration of Parliament Bill 2024, which among others, seeks to have the Leader of the Opposition elected by opposition MPs.

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