Flossie Paletine

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @riayasminn]

Ok I’ve really seen it all now.

[Flossie Paletine @FayClifford]

proper baffles me how people don't hold the tram door when you're running for it?
Like you can see don't just ignore it????

[Cunto @Captain_Cunto]

Meanwhile, at the Turkish barbers...

[LT @Lachers11]

Why the fuck does her laugh sound like that machine in the dentist

[Flossie Paletine @FayClifford]

@JonathanHale_98 @Charlie_Berry1 @shairaychalann

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

People feeling sorry for Theresa May because there are 'tears in her eyes'

8.4m struggling to eat
1.9m OAPs in poverty
1.1m waiting for social housing
4.1m children in poverty
1m+ Foodbank users
8m work-age adults in poverty
1m+ disability benefit sanctions

I have no sympathy.

[Flossie Paletine @FayClifford]

Where the fuck is prawn cocktail????

[Channel 5 @channel5_tv]

According to the British public, this is the #official crisp pyramid. Have any of your faves been snubbed?

[Retiab Egar 🍽️ @pnh207]

Bro if I see a snake I’m doing 10 toes not examining its batty crease 😦

[Charlie Ennis @CharlieEnnis_4]

The X Factor

[Flossie Paletine @FayClifford]

What the actual fuck, some people are vile

[LADbible @ladbible]

"My mate told me he was a gymnast when he was younger, I didn't believe him, until..."

[invisible turkey wraps @Erick_Akins]

*instagram goes down*

Meanwhile on twitter:

[Bridgette West @BridgetteWest]

I almost killed my boyfriend with a slice of cheese

[𝔥𝔬𝔭𝔢 ☾ @dismalforest]

@Jerrypleasure @907bis

[JUKE BOX HERO ㄣ⃒ ⁶𓅓 @youalreadyknowJ]

@Jerrypleasure

[Flossie Paletine @FayClifford]

😱

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

all 6 of my brain cells assembling so I can spell necessary https://t.co/EmiAV5OMV6

[Flossie Paletine @FayClifford]

SNEK YAWN

[LADbible @ladbible]

Just a little girl watching TV with her 12ft pet snake...🐍