Bowood Fc

Bowood Fc 1st team

[Bowood Fc @FcBowood]

The reason we got spanked 10-0 yesterday more than @AsaAkira gets spanked on a Puretaboo set

[Bowood Fc @FcBowood]

@SamBeardy12 @ryansmi28287975 He’s one of our own

[Bowood Fc @FcBowood]

Watch out @afcsouthbourne1

[Bowood Fc @FcBowood]

@afcsouthbourne1 @SullyMonsters_ Knew that you’d eventually bottle the banter like you bottled the league and cup finals last year. #promotionparty

[Bowood Fc @FcBowood]

Looking for a decent player to captain our side this year? Any suggestions?

[Bowood Fc @FcBowood]

@afcsouthbourne1 Round of applause on the belly for that piece of banter #jellybelly #nipslip #mightybowood #andygaffa

[CurtyDarts 🎯 @CurtyDarts]

@FcBowood When #radmoresonfire finds out he isn’t captain!! #upthemartlets #putthatfireout

[Bowood Fc @FcBowood]

@afcsouthbourne1 Hope your players don’t play in the same kit as your manager #beachbodready #mightybowood #andygaffa #moobs

[Bowood Fc @FcBowood]

Another #mightybowood friendly tonight after our 8-0 thumping Sunday. Away to @afcsouthbourne1 tonight. Probably get thumped again even though their manager looks like Peter Griffin. Kick of 7 at Southbourne Rec. #andygaffa #mightybowood

[Bowood Fc @FcBowood]

@Watersedgefc We’re shite too, let us know if something changes for the 22nd 👍🏻

[UK Footy Bible @UKFootyBible]

This is how you celebrate a goal in Paraguay... 👀😅

[Bowood Fc @FcBowood]

Apologies for no signings today. Had to see a man about a dog. Looking forward to announcing the rest of the team tomorrow before Sunday’s 2pm game vs @portsouthfc. Hope to see you all there #mightybowood #andygaffa

[Bowood Fc @FcBowood]

Anyone order a meatball? This meatball head subway baguette is our final signing of the day. Arguably a midfield maestro - if that means giving the ball away and not registering a shot on target. Even claims assists that ain’t his. @AshingSimon #mightybowood #andygaffa

[Bowood Fc @FcBowood]

Not really proud of this signing. Practically begged to play for the team. Pays double what everyone else does to play. Runs into corners of boxes so much he should play sudoku but the spectrum player can’t count to 10. Dead baller @Georgecaister1 #mightybowood #andygaffa

[Bowood Fc @FcBowood]

@TildenOwens is our next signing. Basically a proper shit Robben and not even left footed. Scored a few goals in pre season - all flukes. Manager cleans his arse in the changing room. Only in the squad cos your dads the manager. #mightybowood #andygaffa

[Bowood Fc @FcBowood]

Next signing possibly #andygaffa favouirte as he plays county football which means absolutely fuck all in our team. We don’t give a fuck who you are, where you’re from. We are all shit in this team especially this greedy fat ugly chunk #butterz #mightybowood @grant_radmore

[Bowood Fc @FcBowood]

Our first game of pre season was against a team who was about as useful as Ant without Dec...in rehab. Bowood FC 16-0 Freehouse 3rds. Can’t remember who scored the goals but dick of the day was George Owens. Fat bastard.

[Bowood Fc @FcBowood]

@SamBeardy12

[Bowood Fc @FcBowood]

You won’t believe it but we’ve signed M&M!!! The rapper don’t even know the offside rule, plays like he’s just learnt how to walk again but will be performing at our title winning party! Will the real slim shady please stand up! @ryansmi28287975 #mightybowood #andygaffa