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@afcsouthbourne1 Round of applause on the belly for that piece of banter #jellybelly #nipslip #mightybowood #andygaffa
@afcsouthbourne1 Hope your players don’t play in the same kit as your manager #beachbodready #mightybowood #andygaffa #moobs
Another #mightybowood friendly tonight after our 8-0 thumping Sunday. Away to @afcsouthbourne1 tonight. Probably get thumped again even though their manager looks like Peter Griffin. Kick of 7 at Southbourne Rec. #andygaffa #mightybowood
Apologies for no signings today. Had to see a man about a dog. Looking forward to announcing the rest of the team tomorrow before Sunday’s 2pm game vs @portsouthfc. Hope to see you all there #mightybowood #andygaffa
Anyone order a meatball? This meatball head subway baguette is our final signing of the day. Arguably a midfield maestro - if that means giving the ball away and not registering a shot on target. Even claims assists that ain’t his. @AshingSimon #mightybowood #andygaffa
Not really proud of this signing. Practically begged to play for the team. Pays double what everyone else does to play. Runs into corners of boxes so much he should play sudoku but the spectrum player can’t count to 10. Dead baller @Georgecaister1 #mightybowood #andygaffa
Next signing possibly #andygaffa favouirte as he plays county football which means absolutely fuck all in our team. We don’t give a fuck who you are, where you’re from. We are all shit in this team especially this greedy fat ugly chunk #butterz #mightybowood @grant_radmore
You won’t believe it but we’ve signed M&M!!! The rapper don’t even know the offside rule, plays like he’s just learnt how to walk again but will be performing at our title winning party! Will the real slim shady please stand up! @ryansmi28287975 #mightybowood #andygaffa
Good morning 🌎 more signings to be announced in due course. Exciting times 😬 #mightybowood #andygaffa
Final signing of the day - @JackkMatthews63 aka skyscraper. Was hard to get a photo of this lad to fit but #andygaffa is the man. He plays CB and often runs the line as he has such a good view from up there. Very immobile and not that great in the air. Welcome.#mightybowood
BREAKING NEWS - ANOTHER SIGNING!!! @callumsmith657 is a tall, lanky, thin defender looking like the live child of @StephenMerchant and the slender man. Plays CB - one of the first names on the team sheet - thinks he’s better than he is. Welcome. #mightybowood #andygaffa
Next signing. Probably an unfamiliar face on the football pitch considering he’s used to running around chasing a ball saying “nothin but net” in over sized clothing that wouldn’t even be tight on @JackkMatthews63. Welcome @SamBeardy12 #mightybowood #andygaffa
Second signing. Our no.2. Probably the worst RB in the league, been turned inside out in Pre Season more than Mia Khalifa’s had sex. Would rather shit in my hands and clap than watch this tuna melt ruin our clean sheet. Welcome @will_horton8. #mightybowood #andygaffa
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