Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin [snarkin]

Grand Moff, Death Star builder. Why must I wear tight boots when my slippers are more comfortable. (Mostly Parody, Partial RP Not connected to Disney.)

[Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin [snarkin] @FearInSlippers]

"I simply want a uniform that fits . Especially the boots. The stars know, my feet have logged more kilometers aboard Star Destroyers than during surface deployments, even in a facility of this size."

#StarWarsBooks #Tarkin

It's never easy finding a good pair of boots that fit.

[Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin [snarkin] @FearInSlippers]

"Had a family, the Emperor had them, hmm removed, so I remain loyal."

[Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin [snarkin] @FearInSlippers]

I liked #MandalorianAndGrogu if you didn't fine. But don't tell me I'm not supposed to like it.

[Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin [snarkin] @FearInSlippers]

"Then I look forward to Kenny's reports and the results."

[Morgan Vontro. @MateriallyYours]

"We're on schedule, actually."

For now.

[𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙣 𝙋𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 . @PARTISANDARLING]

Uh huh.

[Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin [snarkin] @FearInSlippers]

"The dustbin is over there."

[The Cat @_starbolt]

🤢

[Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin [snarkin] @FearInSlippers]

"Isn't your project behind or something?"

[Morgan Vontro. @MateriallyYours]

( Bombastic side eye. )

[Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin [snarkin] @FearInSlippers]

"Really?"

[𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙣 𝙋𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 . @PARTISANDARLING]

[ slur . ]

[Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin [snarkin] @FearInSlippers]

Judging the reader.

[✰ @popcomes]

Post a 10/10 villain

[Dark Lords | Monsters | Villainy | Sith | Books @darklordjournal]

Invisible demons don’t roar or show their teeth; they whisper. They sit on your shoulder and tell you that you’re not enough, that your dreams are foolish, that the world would be better without you in it

Banish them without pity.

[Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin [snarkin] @FearInSlippers]

"Yes through airlock 113B."

[Morgan Vontro. @MateriallyYours]

"Ok nice chat I gotta go."

[Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin [snarkin] @FearInSlippers]

A beautiful day in the Empire.

[Morgan Vontro. @MateriallyYours]

"But this is more fun. And people underestimate me."

[Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin [snarkin] @FearInSlippers]

"Clearly, but intelligence can project maturity."

[Morgan Vontro. @MateriallyYours]

"Intelligence and maturity aren't necessarily correlated."

[Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin [snarkin] @FearInSlippers]

"And yet you're as mature as the cat."

[Morgan Vontro. @MateriallyYours]

Snorting, can't keep a straight face.

"Oh I'm pretty sure that I am."

[Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin [snarkin] @FearInSlippers]

"And here here, Doctor, I thought you were smarter than Kenny."

[Morgan Vontro. @MateriallyYours]

"Up your ass."

[Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin [snarkin] @FearInSlippers]

"I grow tired of asking this; where is the rebel base?"

[Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin [snarkin] @FearInSlippers]

"Yes, I suspect you will."

[The Cat @_starbolt]

Glaring at him.

“I’ll be going now.” Her voice was squeaky and quiet.

[Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin [snarkin] @FearInSlippers]

Only Tarkin remains standing, might be smiling at the chaos.

[The Cat @_starbolt]

Big deep inhale as she braces herself against the floor. And then she screams. A force scream. Shattering windows and screens, and disorienting the poor idiots holding her.