Tom Fearick

Sports punter, poker shover, Macc fan.

[Greg Scott @GregScottTV]

Was just sent this.
The England team… But all as Alan Partridge.
Sound on…

[Mark O'Haire @MarkOHaire]

Not the most eye-catching October but delighted to deliver another month of profit for members despite a disastrous mid-month.

✍️ 116 Bets
📊 122.50 Staked
💰 +3.96 Profit

Props also chugging along nicely:

✍️ 68 Bets
📊 67.00 Staked
💰 +2.94 Profit

https://t.co/vIEKoUZxcx

[Mike Glendinning @GlendinningMike]

Good half for former Macc players here. Connor 'Jenno' Jennings, Matt 'Smitty' Smith and Kristian 'Denno' Dennis all scored. Theo Vassell and Paul Lewis (if he comes on) could make it a silky quintet, or something

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

NEW: I’m not sure people fully appreciate how dire the US life expectancy / mortality situation has got.

My column: https://t.co/dBIhT9eZLv

And some utterly damning charts.

1) at *every* point on the income distribution, Americans live shorter lives than the English.

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

Tomorrow’s Match of The Day will be presented by my good self.
Pundits will be Peter Shilton & Matt Le Tissier, true patriots.
Commentary on matches will be provided by David Icke, Jonathan Gullis, Jim Davidson & Ian Botham.
Thanks to Brexit we have regained control of #MOTD 👍🇬🇧

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

Australia have gone for the Hearts, Hearts, Dundee United and ex-Dundee United back four. France haven't.

[Charles Spencer @cspencer1508]

What an astonishing man - I didn’t know 98% of this about Keanu Reeves.

[Ian Fraser @Ian_Fraser]

Italian cyclist Michael Guerra uses his knowledge of physics and aerodynamics to adopt a “plank” position and overtake his competitors.

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

i love that bands still pretend to leave before their encore. like peekaboo for adults

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

The first page of Shane Warne's autobiography is world class

[Tyrone Mings @TyroneMings]

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

[Magnus Carlsen @MagnusCarlsen]

They know this is my job right?🤷🏻‍♂️

[Ed Tyler @EdTyler94]

This feels like the TV drama equivalent of a player signing for West Ham who you can’t quite believe hasn’t played for them before @FootballCliches

[Thomo @andy_thomo]

Not sure about the Cure’s new album cover

[Daniel Garb @DanielGarb]

I’m 37 years old and I still can’t walk past the cricket bat section in a sports store without picking a couple up and taking my stance.

[John Brewin @JohnBrewin_]

“sloppy.”

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Can’t remember who said it, but Frank Lampard: Tim Sherwood with a Latin A-Level.

[BBC Sport Manchester @BBCRMsport]

🏆 PFA Player of the Year

🏠 Estate agent
🗣️ Translator
🫂 Friend

@DeBruyneKev has been helping @NathanAke settle into the City camp.

#ManCity

[andy fraser @andyfraser11]

@Rob_Bernard @maxrushden Macc's budget was low and sustainable for the level of football - no big wages, no transfer fees paid. It's a case of woeful financial mismanagement by one individual. The judgement said the owner regularly swept the accounts of any revenue.