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PG County Public Defender and NBA fanatic, former pro poker player

[Here to Make Friends @FecklessDem]

@SouthwestAir @JChazen76 I just suggested I be allowed to do this instead of having to cram my suit in my carry on and was told no, so #psa to anyone traveling for work: no more flying southwest

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@mcuban What about tv revenue? I may go to a couple Wizards games, but I don’t watch them on tv because they’re garbage. And I used to watch a lot of NBA every night, but now if I see the early games don’t have any matchups between non-tanking teams, I just start streaming something else

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@KevinOConnor The guys trying to stop beef stew either didn’t get the scouting report or deserve a Medal of Honor

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Returning from twitter retirement so there’s a public record I called it when Miles Bridges gets his probation revoked

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@Liamjsm I’d just put another patch on top of that patch and hope that did the trick

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@Carlton_Blade @NateDuncanNBA I don’t think you can call it clutch when it’s not only unnecessary but also wildly reckless

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@AriKadoch18 @ThePicksPro Bookmark this tweet so you can rage about why they didn’t mention the weather or both teams’ defenses!

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@tsarrast What happened to your brain?

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@strassa2 The fraud it aims to prevent is extremely rare and it has massive (and disproportionate) disenfranchising effects. Losing your ID, changing your name shortly before an election, or primarily using a non-approved ID (such as a student ID) shouldn’t cost you your vote

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

lmao

[Elizabeth Kim @lizkimtweets]

“This is vintage Eric,” mayor says about the crisis he’s currently facing.

[Goatstein @MandelaFace]

SHE WAS 31 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

[Here to Make Friends @FecklessDem]

@bansky Very fraught wheel of fortune category!

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@DougPolkVids Simple example: vast majority of voter suppression and intimidation is challenged by the DOJ. Trump runs the DOJ, fires anyone who wants to stop the it. SCOTUS says this is immune from prosecution, DOJ doesn’t step in. Constitution doesn’t stop this, voting does

[Here to Make Friends @FecklessDem]

@DougPolkVids This is a dumb take. None of the past presidents have refused a peaceful transfer of power, incited insurrection, and tried overturning the election and been enabled by their party in doing so. A “constitutional framework” doesn’t protect against this, voting the party out does

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@tsarrast His lies are “democrats are for killing babies” and “Haitian immigrants bite off dog heads” and hers are like “our interest rates are lower now than 5 years ago” so I think if a moderator were focused on only intervening when necessary they’d jump on the first category

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@AugustCohen4 @matthewstoller Wondered how someone could have such backwards views on the obligation of people seeking office to justify their having such power then saw “former prosecutor” in the bio and it all clicked

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Just a delightful thread

[Dalton Kates @Dalton_Kates]

As a fantasy football punishment my friend has to stay at a bar that opens at 6 AM and doesn’t close until 2 AM

For every drink he has during his stay, 30 minutes gets taken off the total time he can leave.

Stay tuned for live updates throughout the day

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@blakeflayton 👏Genocide 👏Victims👏Need 👏To👏Grow👏Up👏

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@DeathDonkey So far I’m 0/2 but they both tanked! (They always tank 😕)

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Been playing a decent amount of live NL and being unknown is incredible. If you’re card dead the first few rounds you can just run the most fun bluffs. Float a 3b cbet and raise your turned fd and just watch everyone congratulate on your set after villain tank folds