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[Federal @FederalofLagos]

Hmmm pecs, I'm reading this and salivating wanted to say please let me send my loc so you cand send mine too until I see Sweden😂😂
I'll pass, but just Incase you fry Akara, send some I'll take it from the Courier😂

[Pecs @peculiarerhis]

So many amazing things happened to me last week (would hopefully get to share some of these with you guys in the coming weeks), but if you asked me the highlight of the week, I'd tell you it was the very delicious stew I cooked 😂

I don't have a domestic bone in my body, so I'm always excited whenever something I cook turns out amazing🥺....and seriously guys, this stew's so delish that I've been eating it every day nonstop 😭😂

And you're probably wondering why this is important to me. Welllll, since I moved to Sweden, I’ve had a lot of cooking experiments with tasteless results. But after 10 months of trials, errors, and tribulations, I'm proud of myself for eventually getting it right 😂😂

[Federal @FederalofLagos]

A >>>>>>> you're likely to lose customers silently
B >>>>>> you lose customers but not like A
C >>>>>>> you'll lose customers but not like A and B
D >>>>> just close the business😂😂😂 or wait
You can just sign up on cuoral and be rest assures your customers are going nowhere!!!

[Federal @FederalofLagos]

A >>>>>>> you're likely to lose customers silently
B >>>>>> you lose customers but not like A
C >>>>>>> you'll lose customers but not like A and B
D >>>>> just close the business😂😂😂 or wait
You can just sign up on cuoral and be rest assures your customers are going nowhere!!!

[Cuoral Inc @Cuoralofficial]

How does your team currently detect when a customer is about to churn?

A) They tell us directly
B) Support flags it after a complaint
C) We notice a drop in usage reports
D) We often find out too late

Every answer reveals something about your customer success process, and there are no wrong answers.

#CustomerSuccess #CustomerRetention #ChurnPrevention #SaaS #CX #ProductGrowth #Cuoral

[Federal @FederalofLagos]

@Don_Lexicon @_mtchy_ Yes we have it ooo chief!!!

[Federal @FederalofLagos]

Hi @_mtchy_ you can use cuoral chief!!!!

[Mitchell Owoh @_mtchy_]

Can anyone recommend a WhatsApp/SMS delivery tool?

[Federal @FederalofLagos]

Hi @_mtchy_ you can use cuoral chief!!!!

[Federal @FederalofLagos]

@_mtchy_ Yes chief...in your DM

[Federal @FederalofLagos]

Win - win for both parties!!

[Zulkifli @withkifli]

as a recruiter, I don’t owe anyone a job, & no candidate owes me an acceptance.

every “no” creates room for the right “yes.”

[Federal @FederalofLagos]

I just dey sleep dey wake for weekend😭😭😭, mtchew!

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

i need club football back bruh, fuck this world cup

[Federal @FederalofLagos]

You people are not serious in this country, we now have
Olodocore
Olodo uprising
Olodonation
Olodo portal
Olodonians
😂😂😂😂😂

[DsL_a ʚїɞ ® @_DeejustDee]

Olodo to the core!

[Federal @FederalofLagos]

No this very wrong, you're to go to school and graduate, that why every top companies pick their best candidate after graduate trainee, certificate qualifies you for job, mentality and other things make you a professional
PS; I sabi play ball no mean say I be professional!!!!!!

[SpongeBob's Wife🥹🥹 @ToxicSideChick_]

Unpopular opinion: Employers complaining that graduates lack skills should remember that Nigerian schools were designed to produce certificate holders, not necessarily job-ready professionals.

[Federal @FederalofLagos]

Who else also felt that time that if you were giving the chance to be on the show you'll win the top money or close to it,cause at some points the first 8/20 questions are somehow very easy😂😂😂😂😂
What a show!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Retweet if Who wants to Be a Millionaire, hosted by Frank Edoho and sponsored by MTN inspired you growing up

[Federal @FederalofLagos]

Not an App tho but nairaland at one point is the best platform and close thing to Twitter for years, very easy to use and have lot of communities too, people don't use it again and it's so sad that it fell off .

[Bright.web3 @brightafia]

What app died and nobody talks about it?

[Federal @FederalofLagos]

Business is brutal
The fast eat the slow in the game, No mercy!!!!

[Geekay @gkbalogs]

The curse of first-mover advantage.

I went to this food place, who were the ones that pioneered a particular type of food, and it was practically empty, meanwhile, just across the street, a competitor selling the same type of food was packed.

My daughter wanted ice cream, which is why I went to the pioneer place, but we ended up getting the main meal at the second place. I've also seen many people rate the food and service of the second brand above the pioneer.

Meanwhile, the pioneer guys have spent millions of dollars over more than 15 years priming and establishing the market. Now that the lunch is ready, it seems others have come to share it and even overtake them.

They may still clearly be the leader, but the novelty has worn off and if they don't keep reinventing themselves, they could eventually lose the market to others.

Business is brutal!

Pioneers create the market, challengers study it, improve on the experience, and often grow much faster.

This is something I've experienced firsthand running business. We've had to keep reinventing and evolving to stay top.

Being first gives you an advantage, but staying relevant is what keeps you there.

[Federal @FederalofLagos]

I don leave tech for you people @TosinOlugbenga, you'll see my business on @GammsApp very soon

Ire ooooo

[Federal @FederalofLagos]

I have never for once use TikTok cause I see no reason to use it, but I know a lot of people that use the App for research, academics, informations and even business and life experiences references, at the end of the day, your algorithms feeds is who you are not the app!

[Federal @FederalofLagos]

I have never for once use TikTok cause I see no reason to use it, but I know a lot of people that use the App for research, academics, informations and even business and life experiences references, at the end of the day, your algorithms feeds is who you are not the app!

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

Same Tiktok where I refresh my memory on computing concepts on occasion?

Regardless of platform, your feed is a representation of your interests, which is a further representation of how olodo-ish you are.

[Federal @FederalofLagos]

That feeling is genuinely the fuel you need be great!!!!!!!
I remember I woke up one day and look in the mirror that I'll be a great, look at me now, I'm not yet great but e sure me die that I'll become one!!!!
Mentality surplus>>>>>>>>

[Federal @FederalofLagos]

@jayhemz Lol ossssheyyyyyyyyyyy John...otun gbemidebe oo😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[Federal @FederalofLagos]

That feeling is genuinely the fuel you need be great!!!!!!!
I remember I woke up one day and look in the mirror that I'll be a great, look at me now, I'm not yet great but e sure me die that I'll become one!!!!
Mentality surplus>>>>>>>>

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

You know that nagging feeling where you know you'll be great one day?

Don't let that feeling die for any reason even if you're in the pit.

[Federal @FederalofLagos]

I don leave tech for you people @TosinOlugbenga, you'll see my business on @GammsApp very soon

Ire ooooo

[Tosin Olugbenga @TosinOlugbenga]

Everyone dey hustle for gig in this Akara economy…

Well, I can design web and mobile applications for your Akuligbado business o