Matt Ebersole

The whole world sees now… It’s Patriots versus everybody! #WWG1WGA

[Matt Ebersole @FedsPit]

@JakeFleshner Matt Creates

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[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Maturing is realizing that voting is the adult version of writing to Santa Claus.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

That deer is doing God's work

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

Saw a UFO above the White House

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

Bro cleared 5 miles of traffic by... "strategically redirecting" a lane-hogging trucker.

Not all heroes wear capes. 🙏

This guy could open the Strait of Hormuz single-handedly. 😤

[JSON K8s @json_kubernetes]

We had over 400 open tickets in the backlog this morning.

I realized that managing them was taking up valuable engineering time.

So I just selected all of them and changed the status to closed.

My reasoning is that if a bug has been there for two years, it's not a bug.

It's a core structural element of the user experience.

The PM called an emergency meeting and asked where the Q2 roadmap went.

I told him the roadmap was in our hearts now.

We don't need a Kanban board to tell us how to write code.

If a user actually cares about a feature, they'll submit another ticket.

It's essentially a natural selection process for software requirements.

Only the strongest complaints survive the great purge.

Someone pointed out that I deleted the compliance tasks for GDPR.

I just smiled and said privacy is an illusion anyway.

The legal team is drafting a memo about my actions.

I'm hoping they put it in Jira so I can close it too.

[Nandkishor @devops_nk]

Ai is scared of bro.

[staysaasy @staysaasy]

Friends outside of tech: lol copilot is dumb

Friends in tech: I just bought iodine tablets and have made an offer on land upstate. My supplies of antibiotics and potable water are sufficient but I need to set up hydroponics to make it through the first few years.

[Matt Ebersole @FedsPit]

😂👏👏👏

[F.O.L.A @folaoftech]

Me pretending to understand this stuff and smiling 🙂😁.

[John Ziegler @Zigmanfreud]

If you are longing for a simpler time that is now gone forever, this video will likely hit HARD…
🥲

[Clandestine @WarClandestine]

I think we are witnessing the US MIL destroy everything that the CIA built.

-Iran and their terrorist proxies
-Venezuela
-The cartels
-Cuba up next

I think the CIA has been cleansed, and their global terror network is being destroyed.

[Matt Ebersole @FedsPit]

@praying_medic1 @OkayITtech 👋

[Matt Ebersole @FedsPit]

@vileTexan Start vibe coding with bots instead of coding… Just glance over everything, put out ten fold overnight, and take the risk it plays out.

[Joe Hart @JHartFlips]

Mr President,

I’m hearing rumors that the IRS is days away from having nuclear weapons. I trust you will do the right thing.

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

Everything is and was a lie. All of it.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Nick Shirley deserves a Pulitzer Prize

[The Bible @The__Bible7]

#ChristmasEve

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Today in 1776-

George Washington crosses the Delaware River to kill politicians in their sleep bc they taxed his tea at 3%,

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

A British man dressed in a full burqa and walked past police officers to prove his claims of a loophole in facial recognition and stop-and-search enforcement

The man says anyone wearing a burqa in the UK gets the “Infinite Freedom Glitch”

He’s right