@CousinSugarfoot I’ll NEVER forget when you walked into that party and said “HEYYYY TIGOLE” top 10 funniest moments of my life.
I ain’t been on Twitter in months but I had to come say that.
@MachalaDoctor My ex made really good money and loved washing his own car and cutting his own grass every Saturday. Maybe it is a southern thing because my 70 year old uncle cuts his 6 acres of grass himself too.
@wildfreakouts Quick text before leaving work “what’s for dinner” When she says I ain’t cooking today, stop and get you something to eat.
Turn it around. She can shoot the quick text “ can you stop and get dinner? I don’t feel like cooking today” Goddam.
@Geniustechw I can see if she took them to 5 flags or the bouncy house place but paying to sit on the couch is WILD. Her poor daughter isn’t going to have many friends because of her mom.
@The1stGentleman Corniest shit ever. Got 4 hrs to wait outside and see if buddy is taking his son to school rather than pick him up and take him on the day he has time.
@MatrixMysteries If her mortgage is $2600 a month then she has a job right? Why can’t she get insurance through her job? I thought Obamacare was for low and no income people.
@newstart_2024 She should have been in a place where student loans are completely forgiven after 10 years. I know quite a few teachers, healthcare workers and government workers who have had their loans wiped clean. Is this not offered in every state?
@ItsMrsWilkes Only people that have ever asked what I bring to the table have been the sisters of dudes I’m dating. I say ask him and usually he says some variation of I got the table, this who I wanna eat with.