Feranmi

…of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.🫦 || somewhere between the legal practice and literary journalism🥀

[Feranmi @Fefe_Tale]

An Excerpt…(I enjoyed writing this🌸)

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“One of the most underrated skills you can learn is the ability to ignore your mood and stick with the plan.”

[Ezinne😌 @EzinneamakaO]

You want your pregnant wife that pounds yam to look like pregnant Teni Otedola that just learnt how to fry egg like last year ?

[KING OF ALL SPORTS @Emmanuel_Tips]

A retweet cost 0.00 naira.. it’s been almost 27 days now…. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[randoms @sensibleyaps]

overheard a friend wishing his gf "happy burger day", after the call ended i asked him "is it burger day today?" and he goes "no i send her burger every month on her first day of periods so it is OUR BURGER DAY."

just another day couples around me making feel single. 😭😭😭😭😭

[Obas_imagery 📸 @Obas_imagery]

These children haven’t slept in a bed for 27 days.
This is borderline evil.
What exactly is being done right now.

[Chi juma @chichi9947]

Wearing lip gloss before bed>>>>>>>>

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

What do you mean accused when you have the pics right there lmao

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

It sucks when a girl asks for a random toiletry and you don’t have it, like sorry I failed you…😭

[Feranmi @Fefe_Tale]

Hate being around people who break me out of character so much. 😭Like ew.

[tomi ❤︎ @tomixoxoxo]

i like withdrawing access a lot. i won’t do gra gra with you, once you start acting like a mad person i’ll leave you and make sure you can’t access me ever again. no long talk

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

if my lips is not looking like i can fry puffpuff on it after applying lipgloss, then i’m not done applying.

[Feranmi @Fefe_Tale]

Omg… this is so true.✨

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

[Feranmi @Fefe_Tale]

Worrying more about not reading than actually reading. Wtf💀

[Kanye’s Diary @kanyesdiary]

fortunately, i do give up on people. you can't continuously drain me, disappoint me, and disrespect me while expecting me to keep being kind.

[Feranmi @Fefe_Tale]

Just started off campus and suddenly…all my friends are excited about that?😂

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

I always overpack, I like to pack “just incase” outfits.😭😭

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest lady ever

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

A lot of people don't know this, but you can workout and not tell anyone.

[Lolade @Lolade4PF]

I haven’t forgiven my younger self for not learning to backflip

[Feranmi @Fefe_Tale]

“I’m not Rihanna, I don’t love the way you lie. I will block you.” is such a top tier statement tbh😭