Candance Woodward

People will always tell you what you did wrong, but will hesitate to compliment you for what you did right.

[Teresa Stroh @ClaudineRusi]

Did you know this? http://t.co/UKVczMg2UN

[Candance Woodward @Felix2Franci]

We all know a slut named Brittany.

[Candance Woodward @Felix2Franci]

i only check my voicemail to get rid of that annoying little icon.

[Candance Woodward @Felix2Franci]

My cell phone is my watch, camera, iPod, flashlight, calculator, mailbox, and so much more.

[Marilyn Yoder @leonegassman]

"You are what you eat." Thats funny, I don't remember eating a legend lately.

[Candance Woodward @Felix2Franci]

"Age is just a number..." "Yeah, and weed is just a plant"