Felix Weber

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@notthreadguy hi @slopthat_tv create something

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@wizzyknows Just remember, that's the main reason why RAMs are high-priced

speaking of devil: @slopthat_tv make a video of spinning Will Smith

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@OnlyLJC That shait is actually hilarious.

@slopthat_tv make a video of this dog

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@tomkysar If these are their arguments against crypto, I’m suddenly bullish on digital money too

@slopthat_tv make a video bout it

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@unusual_whales @slopthat_tv Make a video of them happily walking into the dream factory, then suddenly realizing it was a government immigration quest

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@Polymarket the FDA is opening a portal, but only after 400 pages of rules and three committees.

@slopthat_tv slop this post

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@Polymarket @slopthat_tv show who cares about divorce rates here on Poly

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@zerohedge Hey @slopthat_tv show Skynet doesn’t conquer the world anymore, it sells a research report

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@Polymarket @slopthat_tv show it

Sam Altman teasing "major releases" while the market tries to price whether this is a product launch or a new perp on AGI acceleration

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@Polymarket Hey @slopthat_tv make video of it

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@Pumpfun @slopthat_tv show traders who never read the CLARITY Act but already leveraged their opinion on it 20000x

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@SolanaFloor @solana @toly Well @slopthat_tv, make a quantum computer trying to hack Solana but getting stuck on the "rotate signing schemes" screen

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@PolymarketMoney Well @slopthat_tv, time for a red-hat trader hitting "buy" faster than Congress can open the app.

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@Polymarket 463 words is no longer a post, it’s a legal speedrun @slopthat_tv do a Supreme Court meltdown, but with dramatic music and a flag that’s way too big

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@CoinMarketCap Great, now one transaction can fit even more reasons for @slopthat_tv to generate a Solana rocket carrying a ZK suitcase

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@Nasdaq @NasdaqVerafin When banks enter stablecoins, the first thing they bring with them is compliance

@slopthat_tv complify it

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@Pumpfun Satoshi definitely did not order this

@slopthat_tv slop it

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@Cointelegraph @Phemex_official @Federico0x The human decision is when the bot says "buy" you click the button yourself, and then blame the market

@slopthat_tv show it

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@DecryptMedia Funny how an "AI slowdown" still sounds faster than most corporate meetings

@slopthat_tv do it

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@USATODAY Good question. Apparently, so gas could finally experience life as a luxury item lol

@slopthat_tv slopify it