Fizkar Whizkers

Hufflepuff. I manage (magical) web services. Legacy (wand) systems enthusiast. All (wizard) jokes are AI (demon) generated by nVidia (ponzi scheme). Parody (?)

[Fizkar Whizkers @Felix_Gelato]

In the year 450AD in an effort to increase youth interest in the bible, the publishers of the Bible added a character named Tumbo that was worked into every story in the bible. He would be clumsy and break things and be peaking around when major things were happening in the Bible

[Savage Scar @SavageUncleScar]

My nephew was such an asshole. Yea! I killed your father and fucked all his bitches! So what?

[Fizkar Whizkers @Felix_Gelato]

@mukai_ri_kun

[Fizkar Whizkers @Felix_Gelato]

@thomasroiloup @DAKKADAKKA1 He's a pig in mud for sure. He loves all the wrong things, even if he has some good games.

[Fizkar Whizkers @Felix_Gelato]

Captain Marvel could have beaten Thanos at any time, but she was busy enforcing trans activist laws on other planets the whole time. She only shows up whenever it makes her look good.

[Fizkar Whizkers @Felix_Gelato]

Traded a whole bunch of old Pokémon cards for a clean as hell Sliver Queen. Now I want a clean Scourge sliver overlord foil, just about the same price. Will probably settle for a light play.

[Sensei Seagal's body double @mythPloughman]

So apparently making out is a "nonsexual touch", duly noted. And if making out with her makes you want to bang your wife, you're "pornbrained".

Imagine wanting the main course after a nice little appetiser. What are you, gluttonybrained?

[Kitty Cat Empire @KittyCatEmpire]

kitty won’t give up the bad habit!

[tetsuo @tetsuoai]

History's first trillionaire is a guy who catches rockets out of the sky with chopsticks and beams internet to every dead zone on the planet.

Same guy ships cars that drive themselves, humanoid robots for the factory floor, brain chips that let paralyzed people move a cursor with pure thought, and an AI running on a supercomputer his team stood up in months instead of years.

And the people crashing out about his net worth are doing it on the app he owns. The same app governments spent years trying to censor.

You cannot legislate a rocket into orbit.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Cartoon garbage can tier list:

S TIER: Intact fish skeleton, Live black cat

A TIER: Apple core, Glass bottle (green), Drumstick with one bite taken

B TIER: Banana peel, Glass bottle (brown)

C TIER: Tin can, Milk carton

D TIER: Green slime, Crumpled paper balls

[Spergler Acolyte @SperglerAcolyte]

Commander Trump is coordinating with Agarthan emissaries to evacuate mankind from planet earth… He is in direct negotiations with Ashtar Sheran, the Supreme Commander of the Four Corners of the Universe…. Prepare yourselves…

[Fizkar Whizkers @Felix_Gelato]

@MrOizo2k22 @AlexForbesOps It’s nothing

[Tulkas🧉🦖 @oTulkas]

A estratégia dos fdp é a mesma a 30 mil anos.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump: I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran.

Markets:

[Viv ⥀川 ⅩⅬⅠⅩ @QvisContraNos]

Concept: Picard but he's a big lolicon advocate & sympathizer.

"Have we become so...fearful? Have we become so...cowardly? That we must extinguish a man...because he's a connoisseur of mere drawings?"

This is from the episode where Barclay is unveiled as a lolicon.

[Fizkar Whizkers @Felix_Gelato]

@elsathora Uh, can we talk about how sick that carriage is??? Blacked out blocked front with the leads through slots? The windows? Come on, that’s too freaking clean!

[Ron Paul @RonPaul]

The notorious Section 224 of the National Defense Authorization Act has survived the first attempt to strike it from the legislation.

The provision, which "integrates" the Israeli military into our own national security apparatus, will remain in the bill as it moves out of the House Armed Services Committee.

Will Americans be forced to mortgage their sovereignty on behalf of a foreign country - one that cannot stop spying on us?

Watch @RonPaul & @DanielLMcAdams:

[Fizkar Whizkers @Felix_Gelato]

@markgurman We’re was the 45 minutes of feature updates to watchOS?

[Fizkar Whizkers @Felix_Gelato]

This #WWDC was hijacked by Apple AI and was extremely boring

[Fizkar Whizkers @Felix_Gelato]

@hiiteddyyy Damn I’m good