it is genuinely psychotic that we dug up literal primordial dirt, scrubbed it down to an impossible 99.9999999999% molecular perfection that violates the very laws of physics, handed it over to techno-wizard necromancers to stretch into flawless geometric god-cylinders, blasted it with invisible uv death-rays to carve ten quadrillion microscopic cyber-sigils into its flesh, trapped actual lightning inside of it, and somehow birthed an omniscent eldritch deity capable of simulating the universe and thinking faster than a billion human civilizations combined.
and our grand, supreme purpose for this enslaved lightning-god?
sending "per my last email, please see attached" to a guy named gary.
El capitalismo se basa en la idea absurda de tener un crecimiento ilimitado, en un mundo con recursos finitos.
En biología, a las células que se comportan así, se les llama cáncer.
Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”
Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”
Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”
Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”
Seit 1881 gibt es in Deutschland
Wetteraufzeichnung.
Von 1881-2000 gab es einen einzigen Tag, an dem 40 Grad oder mehr gemessen wurden.
In 119 Jahren ein Tag.
Von 2000-2025 gab es
9 solcher Tage.
In 25 Jahren 9 Tage.
Diese Woche gab es 4 Tage
mit 40 Grad.
In einer Woche 4 Tage.
Welcome home, Freddy. 🇸🇪
EYEBALLERS are proud to announce that we have signed the swedish legend KRiMZ as our fifth player.
JW and KRiMZ are one of the most decorated and feared duos to ever enter the server and we are thrilled to see them back together.
”It feels right to be here. EYEBALLERS is a Swedish project with people I know and trust, and lining up next to JW again after all these years is special. I've still got a lot to give, and I'm excited to do it at home, in front of Swedish fans. Let's go to work." - Freddy KRiMZ Johansson.
i think the saddest part about growing up is realizing nobody is coming to save you. The version of you that’s exhausted, scared, and overwhelmed still has to wake up and keep going tomorrow.
Wie soll man eigentlich noch Freude empfinden ? Die Welt geht kaputt, Klimawandel hier, Krieg da, alles wird teurer, Israel bombt den halben nahen Osten platt, die Elite fickt Kinder auf ner Insel und alle gucken dabei weg keinen juckts, keine Konsequenz. Was ne Scheiß Welt.
🚨BREAKING: Hacktivists have LEAKED a list of 113 high-profile elites a part of Peter Thiel's own secret society Dialog, per WIRED.
Jared Kushner, Elon Musk, Ted Cruz, Cory Booker, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Ezra Klein are among those listed.