Felix (Parody)

Moaning faced moggie who despices the Tories, Reform, UKIP, Brexit party,Trump and Farage lies

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

It’s actually wild that Nigel Farage thought nobody would notice that the couple who won his energy bills prize draw were actually his friends.

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Please don't forget the Trump family is barred from ever running another charity in NY because they stole from a Children's Cancer Charity. A F**KING CHILDREN'S CANCER CHARITY!

[Prez @PrezLives2022]

So Ivanka claims she came across this island swimming in the Mediterranean and she came ashore barefoot to explore the islands😂😂

Here is the problem with this: First, the island is in the Adriatic Sea. Secondly, the Albanians say the island is full of snakes making her barefoot story implausible. Lastly, in the words of Steve Schmidt, the island is full of landmines thus making her extremely lucky or a liar. I’m going with liar.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Crazy that we hear about Train Drivers who get £60,000 a year for driving a train.

But we never hear about the boss of Tesco who gets £30,000 a day and doesn't even pay tax in the UK.

Or the £250m a day that the likes of Amazon, Vodafone, BP and Shell don't pay in tax.

[𝚁𝚒𝚣 @R12wan]

Let’s break this tragedy down 😭😂

1 - It’s “two-tier”, not “two tied”. The
education system is the first victim here.

2 - Your son pleaded guilty. That’s usually a clue he did it.

3 - “It didn’t hit anyone” is a strange defence. If I rob a bank but drop the money on the way out, I’m still getting arrested.

4 - Calling it a kangaroo court after a guilty plea is like calling a football match fixed because your defender scored 3 own goals.

3 - “He’s only 21.” A fully grown adult then.

4 - “He’s got a full-time job.” Brilliant. So he had something to lose and still decided launching traffic cones at police was a good career move.

5 - “Never been in trouble before.” Well congratulations, he’s popped his virginity.

6 - The judge didn’t remand him because he’s white. He remanded him because throwing things at police during disorder tends to be frowned upon and is ILLEGAL!

The funniest part is that this entire post reads like:

“My son committed the crime, admitted the crime, was filmed committing the crime, pleaded guilty to the crime… but somehow the real criminal is the judge.” 😭😂

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Trump has just destroyed the US beef industry. No country in their right mind is going to import US beef.

After Trump cut funding for Screwworm monitoring programs, the dangerous flesh-eating parasite has been found in US cattle for the first time since 1966.

[Paul Grimshaw @PaulGrimshaw15]

Almost exactly 20 years ago Rupert Lowe was forced out of Southampton FC by fans utterly pissed off at his underachievements. Three years later his company that owned the club went into administration.

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

And only, like, four of them are Reform UK councillors. 🤦‍♂️

Six more people charged with violent disorder in Southampton after protests over Henry Nowak's murder https://t.co/mryjbY0VLc

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP JUST HAD HIS WORST MELTDOWN EVER.

Trump completely unravels when Kristen Welker challenged him on his California election claims.

Instead of providing evidence, he called her "crooked" and "stupid," attacked the press, and abruptly WALKS OUT in the middle of the interview.

She did what every journalist should do every time Trump spews his unfounded bullsh*t.

Thank you, Kristen.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Never forget

[Andy @AndyRejoinEU]

Farage and Vance are working hand-in-hand by ignoring the wishes of the family of Henry Nowak and sowing division and hatred in the UK.

Scum.

[Alfie | HITC Sevens @HITCSevens]

No country should be allowed to host the World Cup while imposing discriminatory rules on qualified and participating teams.

This ought to be a very basic requirement.

[arf @arf84648947]

Robin Williams once said, "Politicians should wear sponsor jackets like NASCAR drivers, then we know who owns them."

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

HAHAHAHA

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Welcome to America’s new nuclear family: three marriages, multiple affairs, got wife #3 pregnant while still married to wife #2, and paid $50,000 to settle a sexual assault.

[Robert Graham @robertgraham]

The picture on the left is from 2012 when the filter was broken.

The picture on the right is AI generated.

That's the issue in this Presidency, everything is based on lies, even the most trivial of things.

[Leyla Hamed @leylahamed]

We all knew these situations were going to happen, and so did FIFA. Yet they still allowed the World Cup to go ahead in the U.S. They are not receiving anywhere near the level of scrutiny they should.

[bryony @bryonycdc]

the ‘protect our women and girls unless they have a differing opinion to us’ cronies are at it again

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Virginia is dealing with the largest outbreak of measles in years at 90 new cases since May.