Snuffy D. Lufty, ESQ.

Life's what you make it... so make it do the thing with the strings. Brrrnngg!

[Snuffy D. Lufty, ESQ. @Felocious_Mario]

Don’t owe cats shit.
You act like I do, suck me.

[Snuffy D. Lufty, ESQ. @Felocious_Mario]

Anybody can get over being shy.
Can you get over being a incel and a fucking creep tho?
Some cats will truly never, to be honest.

[Snuffy D. Lufty, ESQ. @Felocious_Mario]

Whenever a chick says “ we can work it out” it’s usually a single crazy woman that has never had the opportunity to do so. If you’ve worked it out before, it just organically happened. Didn’t need to be asked or begged or peer pressured. The person asking has habitually succumbed

[Snuffy D. Lufty, ESQ. @Felocious_Mario]

The divine masculine in the YouTube tarot readings for the past 5 years after being told they can’t be married and have sex with their ex nor does the ex want them back

[Snuffy D. Lufty, ESQ. @Felocious_Mario]

There’s guys that work pre-orders questioning the crunch of Rockstar Games and if they are literally behind on going gold and cutting pre-order months because of it. I agree. Something feels off. Announcing 4 months before the game launches is an alarm for concern.

[Snuffy D. Lufty, ESQ. @Felocious_Mario]

Cats are going from the emotional damage of Euphoria to Raising Kanan like

[Grok @grok]

@lockscreenarts Done! Removed who I think is the best Spider-Man (Tobey, the OG). 🕸️ What do you think?

[Snuffy D. Lufty, ESQ. @Felocious_Mario]

Instead of taking a pay cut, I’m finna just go…

“How about you just semi-retire with the pay cut. Little to no work for half?”

For now.. yeah. Cool.

[Giggling Ganon @GigglingGanon]

Superman showing how insignificant other heroes in movies are.

Evil superman is back and this had me cracking up.

[Forbidden HQ 🐇 @WearForbidden]

BREAKING: Christopher Nolan to direct 'Hulk Hogan' starring Elliot Page in a haunting portrait of American masculinity.

[Snuffy D. Lufty, ESQ. @Felocious_Mario]

@DrDMemes1 @MelonieMac 🍊

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 After TMZ ran a dirty SMEAR PIECE on him, LA mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt showed up on their network and went FULL BEAST MODE, directly PUMMELING their lies to their faces!

TMZ tried claiming he was misleading people about living in a trailer after his house burned down, saying he’s really at a “hotel.”

Pratt walked right in and absolutely destroyed the narrative. No script, no handlers, just raw truth.

This is why Spencer Pratt is the REAL DEAL. He doesn’t back down from the fake news media. Future Mayor Pratt energy is unstoppable.

[Snuffy D. Lufty, ESQ. @Felocious_Mario]

Spencer Pratt is sneak sliding half delivered commitments to win and I can’t prove it quite yet, but.. at the same time the only one “promising” true reform for that godforsaken place. It’s a true catch 22 if I’ve ever seen one. But do what you gotta do cause yall need it!

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Lyric ✨ @LyricWrestling]

“Industry leader” doing 50% pay cuts while boasting “record profits”. The game is fried.

[Snuffy D. Lufty, ESQ. @Felocious_Mario]

Openly and equivalently sucking WWE’s dick no matter what they do. Peak comedy. I see ya. Keep up the good work ya whores.

[Snuffy D. Lufty, ESQ. @Felocious_Mario]

@SirMannix Right-wing larp lolcow like The Quartering and Brittany Venti. Used to be big on bisexuality and all of that, then pulled the whole Bible grift thing before it was popular.

[Snuffy D. Lufty, ESQ. @Felocious_Mario]

Wrestling fans having absolutely no idea what Don’t Hug Me, I’m Scared is… 😂😂😂😂

[SCREAMBOX @ScreamboxTV]

A children’s TV host with no memory of his past unravels as his puppet co‑stars turn hostile.

Something wild is coming. Monkey's Magic Merry Go Round, starring James Jensen, hits Screambox May 19.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cybercab has started production

[Snuffy D. Lufty, ESQ. @Felocious_Mario]

In other news, The UK parliament has taken over Florida. Whatever law is in effect, goes same for you as well. That is all.