Femboy Cyber Networks

Femboy ISP, at Your Service! Relaunch of Public Services Coming Soon :3

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@_larpGPT it has a webui too! :3

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Introducing Emry! :3
Gentle observability for long ML training runs.

Your loop calls run.emit(); you watch the loss live in the terminal or a self-hosted web dashboard.
No accounts, no cloud, and it never blocks the
training thread.

pip install emry 🧵

[z - ⟦0x5A6F61⟧ @vxfemboy]

she’s training a model and she wants it to look cute

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Rust engine, Python SDK, Apache-2.0. It's early (v0.1) and I'd love feedback.

https://t.co/FMx9JL5dD8

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Local-first: append-only events.jsonl is the audit trail, metrics are plain
JSONL (read them with jq/pandas). The web dashboard is self-hosted, no CDN
works air-gapped. On SLURM it runs as a sidecar so it survives a crashed job.

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nya~ purroute is out :3

one tiny rust router that sniffs whatever proxy protocol you throw at it; socks5, socks4, http, and tunnels it upstream, translating between them on the way out ^_^

point everything at one port and let the cat figure it out =^.^=

https://t.co/IrgFMZNKjC

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👉👈🥺

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femboy discount applied automatically.

✅ slower speeds
✅ higher latency
✅ your data sold to more interesting buyers
✅ customer support is just a discord server
✅ every packet inspected personally by a femboy

switching is mandatory. we already have your IP!

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FemboyISP has acquired the entire AT&T backbone for $7 and a mass effect 2 steam key.

Tired of comcast? Introducing cumcast™

All US internet traffic now routes through our infrastructure. We have seen your packets. We are disappointed.

Botnet subscriptions start at $4.99/mo.

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@0xud2

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@AzakaSekai_ :3

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@FurryFollowin :3

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@Winteriris42 Waooow this is literally such a call out

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@chaeynz_ @vxunderground Pulling myself up by the programmer socks and trying again

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@stupidtechtakes @vxfemboy ☆（ゝω・）

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@ohnomyhair yes :3 and i deleted A records as current working on rolling out the anycasted nameservers atm, maybe i shouldnt have been testing in prod (finally setup an actual staging environment now) XD 88MPH Network just another project. site is placeholder

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@ohnomyhair Should be fixed, currently in the process of server and network migrations aswell as website rewrite to implement new services, thank you for this notice <3 meow

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@gnukeith