@authorecgarrett I can’t DM you and I don’t have Instagram, but I wanted to say thank you for the fun chat at Under the Cover today and I feel silly for not buying a copy of your first book even though my friends did. I’m intrigued to read it so I’ll have to pick one up!
i dated a guy for like 10 months and then got irreversible ick because he tried to pick a fight with me over the pronunciation of gnocchi even though i spoke italian and he did not
BREAKING: Herschel Walker names Texas home as his primary residence on his tax forms to get a tax break, per new CNN story.
Legally, Walker lives in Dallas — not Georgia.
@jonny_is_good @marx_knopfler The more I think about it, the more I can’t believe he’s neither Jewish nor Canadian. Feels like he has to be at least one or the other of those things.
Hey I know we’re not really ready to acknowledge it but I just want to congratulate every single preschool aged child in the United States right now on week three of having a truly disgusting cough.
A Wendy’s location called the cops over a loiterer. The cops came and killed the man. Shot him in the back.
The next day, the victim’s girlfriend strolled to the same Wendy’s with a can of gasoline and burned that Wendy’s to the ground.