Ferengi Phil

A short bald covetous creature that is obsessed with monetary value. Human values and interactions confuse me. Detailing the 1651 rules of ACK-ACKquisition

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@InAnOtterPlace @leftyttk Reminds me of the famous clip of a spitfire

https://t.co/80jmPShbIZ

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@Spottyhead1 @TheRealDashFir1 Bossman's room is in a massively better state than the snort fort

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@BroSydePhil Let's face it, Phil isn't planning to retire, instead he is hoping to expire instead

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@InAnOtterPlace By removing DSP

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@poems_past I'm also sure, the carolla won't be able to handle a load that size for prolonged periods of time

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@JGAnno24 Its a great film - back before realised Tim Burton was a two trick pony

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@CadetTorr He looks like he is actually dying

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@Spottyhead1 It would also be advisable to avoid Watership Down for a few years

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@TheRealDashFir1 @BroSydePhil Most likely from a stroke or heart attack on stream, caused by all the door dash he eats

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I saw this today, and had to laugh as there was not a single positive comment about Phil.

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@poems_past Blood condition? He makes it sound like he has Lymphoma or Leukemia

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@InAnOtterPlace You just know that carpet is caked in 'mysterious' stains as well as hair from all over his body.

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@2Kats1Roach @jtlats2 Phil be like

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@TheoDoesArt Phil is slowly turning into Jayde

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@MrLewdacris I always found his content boring, so he is a perfect replacement mom-wife for Phil

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@InAnOtterPlace

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@NerdBrewGaming @Spottyhead1 Stack up those amazon payment plans

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@MeowBlocks @NerdBrewGaming He would get upset if the dents didn't bring their own Kool-Aid

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@InAnOtterPlace Basically everything but gameplay

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@Spottyhead1 @kinda_sav That carpet isn't looking so hot either