Torrid Fergi

Born in the USA, but the Springsteen kind not the Lee Greenwood kind.

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This is so far removed from the useless pablum candidates are used to getting away with that I’m still not sure it’s real. It apparently is tho, a real journalist from Denver. Outstanding. This is 100% how you do it.

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@SenSchumer How’s that Trump dick taste?

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@AlPal6257 @realRenegadeTV @DarrigoMelanie Believe me, weak and ignorant white dumbfucks like you are not normal, just prevalent.

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@AlPal6257 @realRenegadeTV @DarrigoMelanie You literally can’t buy American champagne, dumbass.

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@shartingpope @Teh_Snowflake Wut

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@bviwd_284 @DarrigoMelanie Why? There’s no similar definition for Brie.

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@Adrian_Horner_1 @quietnitein @AcomathorDave @DarrigoMelanie No, it’s just capitalism and American arrogance coming together.

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@AutomationCode @bviwd_284 @DarrigoMelanie No, it literally exists. No champagne is made in the US. That’s just a fact.

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@stayingsaneusa @bviwd_284 @DarrigoMelanie That’s not a champagne, is the point. You cannot physically make champagne in the US. It’s like making a car in Germany and saying “made in the USA.” It’s false on its face.

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@AutomationCode @bviwd_284 @DarrigoMelanie You’re trying to pretend if I pull lobster from somewhere other than Maine and call it “Maine lobster” that it becomes that. It doesn’t.

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@Adrian_Horner_1 @quietnitein @AcomathorDave @DarrigoMelanie If you’re arguing that it’s champagne, that’s failed.

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@Adrian_Horner_1 @quietnitein @AcomathorDave @DarrigoMelanie So why are you arguing a failed point?

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@comcast So why does Comcast shit on veterans by supporting Trump? I call bullshit.

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@AutomationCode @bviwd_284 @DarrigoMelanie It’s not champagne. You’re like those idiots who think the Nazis were socialist because they put it in the name. Dumbass.

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@Milomuffin20915 @bviwd_284 @DarrigoMelanie Exactly, but it means everyone agrees it is NOT champagne. It’s a term they get to use, not a description of the product.

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@bviwd_284 @DarrigoMelanie There clearly are NOT. No one makes champagne in the US and that’s accurate. You’re citing companies making products they have admitted are not champagne, as regulated by the US FTC which also acknowledges it’s not champagne. You’re a moron.

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@Adrian_Horner_1 @AcomathorDave @DarrigoMelanie Because they were making it before being forced to admit it wasn’t champagne.

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@Adrian_Horner_1 @AcomathorDave @DarrigoMelanie Sparkling wine from California