Janice M

Cynical caffeine addict. Needs more sleep.

[Janice M @FerrariJem]

@robbaza

[Paul Madden Photography @PaulMadden75]

Ashton Memorial, Williamson Park, Lancaster

[Janice M @FerrariJem]

@AbigailAhern hi, placed an order for paint on 31st January, cannot see any updates. Please can you assist if I pass on the order number

[Janice M @FerrariJem]

@johnlewishelp Hi, I have messaged but waiting for a response for over 20mins now

[Janice M @FerrariJem]

@johnlewishelp We had a parcel not delivered by Evri before Christmas. They have admitted liability and advises your team will be in touch re refund or replacement, we have sent two chasers on email to yourenquiry@John Lewis and not getting any response. Can someone help pls

[Janice M @FerrariJem]

@sainsburys Hi, on your delivery pass would drivers be able to take shopping into a kitchen rather than doorstep for an elderly disabled person?

[Janice M @FerrariJem]

@robbaza Lose the snooze

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

No babe your 10 minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more

[Janice M @FerrariJem]

@Ocado My shopping is due any minute, driver has just rang to say he is out of hours and been told my delivery will not happen. I have to apparently ring your call centre to redeliver?! Why is this something I have to do, this is your problem…… unbelievable

[Janice M @FerrariJem]

@lookfantastic Why do you use Evri? Parcel left outside my front door, in the rain and in plain sight of all and I get home to find it has evidently been stolen. Your customer service team say it was delivered and closed the message. Not impressed.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the Day is ‘snerdle’ (19th century): to lie warm and still beneath the covers for as long as humanly possible.

[Janice M @FerrariJem]

@Ocado please advise on my order, due between 3-4 and just got a message to say mine is the next stop…… arriving at 1707! What?

[Janice M @FerrariJem]

@OfficeShoes your live chat is not working, minimum 24hrs for a response on social media, my order is late, no updates from courier - how can I get an answer from you as to when my order will arrive?

[Janice M @FerrariJem]

@ZARA_Care my order has been delayed. I need to cancel as now too late

[Janice M @FerrariJem]

@nextofficial so as an unlimited customer you now have to pay for returns unless you are delivering back to store?

[Janice M @FerrariJem]

@Classicbritcom 💔Monkey was a legend. So sorry x

[Janice M @FerrariJem]

@cluedont Tell Monkey the cheques in the post

[Janice M @FerrariJem]

@historyinmemes The Hooded Claw has his
breakfast

[Janice M @FerrariJem]

@80s_Kidz Best soundtrack ever

[Janice M @FerrariJem]

@robbaza

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Trying to find the “fuck off” cup.

[Janice M @FerrariJem]

@LizMPhys Or they would go for a Chinese…. And then go home to cats and coffee

[The Cottage in the Wildwood @cottageinwood]

On the Thursday before Easter, Swedish Easter Witches would take their cat, a copper kettle full of hot coffee, and their broom to fly to Blåkulla Island for a night of fun, revelry, and magic.

Whose coming? 🧙‍♀️ 🧹

🎨 Jenny Nyrström

[Janice M @FerrariJem]

@annahamiltonart Nescafé Alta Rica is a good one