Fertig's Alt

Praying for the meteor you motherfuckers deserve.

[Fertig's Alt @FertigSurvives]

@FertigTheGreat @FertigNeverDies sup...

[Fertig's Alt @FertigSurvives]

@EdisonCarterN23 Europeans can't comprehend how fucking tiny their insignificant little nation states really are compared to the United States.

And this doesn't even show the MASSIVE state of Alaska (or Hawaii)...

[Silverback™🇺🇸 @Silverback375]

“Siri - play Sexual healing by Marvin Gaye and turn on mood lighting.”

[Fertig's Alt @FertigSurvives]

Estrogen is a terrible disease.

[Fertig's Alt @FertigSurvives]

Enjoy that ratio, dipshit.

[Certified Supervillain @CrtfdSprvlln]

Real gun dudes DO NOT post about guns at all on X.

[Fertig's Alt @FertigSurvives]

@CrtfdSprvlln Contraband?

WTF are you talking about, Sally?

[Fertig's Alt @FertigSurvives]

@smcroasters Add Garmin Xero S1 Pro to the list.

[Odelicious DaRoo @RileyRooTwo]

My group Phantom Airborne Brigade's first paraplegic paratrooper to complete 5 jumps and earn his Phantom wings. #AATW

[Fertig's Alt @FertigSurvives]

@The_Real_Bjorn1 @Please_Be_U Sure it would.

When I was at Sand Hill, a few reclass guys came in during the 2nd half.

They might have missed the first half but the program is still called OSUT.

[Fertig's Alt @FertigSurvives]

@The_Real_Bjorn1 @Please_Be_U Yeah, but he would have had to go through the 2nd half of OSUT.

The AIT half.

[Fertig's Alt @FertigSurvives]

@Dadgravated @Please_Be_U Agree

[Fertig's Alt @FertigSurvives]

@Dadgravated @Please_Be_U Until recently, I would have believed the same thing but we learned recently that one of our blue cord brothers didn't go to Sand Hill.

He was changing MOSs for the Guard and went somewhere in Arkansas (if I remember correctly).

But he DID go to a version of infantry AIT.

[Fertig's Alt @FertigSurvives]

@Please_Be_U LOL, you think you're being clever using phrases mortermen use?

[Fertig's Alt @FertigSurvives]

@Please_Be_U Oh, but that's going to change.

You see, you're claiming to be part of my tribe.

And you don't get to be part of my tribe unless you earn it.

So I want to know, are you REALLY part of my tribe or is this another lie?

[Fertig's Alt @FertigSurvives]

@Please_Be_U Do you know why the sky is blue?

[Fertig's Alt @FertigSurvives]

@Please_Be_U So you're telling me that you went to a MEPS stating and said "Hey, y'all, I was in the Air Force" and they handed you a piece of paper saying your MOS was 11C?

Did you give you a pretty blue cord that day, too?

[Fertig's Alt @FertigSurvives]

@Please_Be_U What do you mean "same company"?

You mean your NG unit?

What I'm asking is, how did you BECOME an 11C?

Where did you become an 11C?

[Fertig's Alt @FertigSurvives]

@Please_Be_U LOL, no, Sally. That's not all that mattered.

You couldn't wear a blue cord unless you earned it.

Where did you earn your blue cord?

[Fertig's Alt @FertigSurvives]

@Please_Be_U That's not an answer.

Army Infantry is Army infantry.

And 11C is Infantry.

[Fertig's Alt @FertigSurvives]

@Please_Be_U I'm not googling anything.

You see, I was an 11B.

11B and 11C go to the same place for OSUT.

And, in 1994, there was only ONE place they would go.