Poopy McScoopy

Devilishly handsome, cheeky, funny, athletic, toned, universally acclaimed and very wealthy liar.

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@rees_julian @AdamBlackmore Mate of mine came up with a great idea…Dragan tells every player he’ll pay the bonus and Premier League wages for one season. They get themselves promoted or they drop back to Championship wages. Put some faith in the players, make the fans feel belief again.

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@pierreuk

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Imagine being a #boro fan now….cry like a bitch for 2 weeks and still can’t hit a cows arse with a banjo. Stay where you belong, lower level trash.

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Oh my god…did you see what the ballboy did at Celtic just now? Burn him! Flog him! Ban Celtic from the world. #boro #saintsfc

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@wolfnipplechips @AdamBlackmore https://t.co/ro3WQ7inSH

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@SkyFootball No

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@AlfieHouseEcho Good to see Eni has found new employment quickly.

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@TheSaintCentre About. Fucking. Time

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@Daganetics @crazycopvideos Or maybe…🤷🏻

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@solentsport @mrandrewmoon @guywhittingham No.

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@scchighways @SouthamptonCC Plane-ing your journey will certainly be quicker

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@PompeyWeilian @afcbournemouth Well done. Almost like the seasons over. You’ll still fuck it, just like you do your dad.

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@chrislittlewoo8 Not convinced this is real. Sgt top end is £54k, there’s no way this role attracts a bonus of £25k pa. Same with Insp, even if they had been temp long enough to get top whack (£66k) they’re not getting £30k bonus. Something wrong here.

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@tauheurs @Keir_Starmer @SouthamptonCops No, but then I doubt you were charged with terrorism offences.

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@ChronoBlyzer47 @ClaireMax @jk_rowling Woman’s opinion which she has as much right to as you do yours means she should no longer benefit from her work. By your own logic, you should not be paid for any work due to your differing viewpoint.

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@FireHouseBand UK!!!!

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@CBones_ Cos he’s going in January.

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@Richard99529365 @Super6 Tom

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@BuckRight There’s a plane in a building and I’m pretty sure that’s not meant to be there.