Almost Pearl💙💛

Professional annoyance.

[Bad Baltic @BadBalticTakes]

Kremlin propaganda inside Russia: “We’re only having difficulties conquering Ukraine because the West is supplying Ukrainian forces.”

Kremlin propaganda in the West: “There’s no point supplying Ukrainian forces because it’s ineffective and being siphoned off.”

🤔

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

Call me a conspiracy theorist but I swear autocorrect waits until you hit send before changing your words

[Darren J. Beattie 🌐 @DarrenJBeattie]

The thing is it's ALL a scam---you owe the system nothing

[The SCP Foundation 🏳️‍⚧️ @scpwiki]

If you're wondering why we didn't post anything for Halloween this year, that's because we were trying to stop Mariah Carey from breaching again.

For the record, we failed. Sorry about the next two months.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Volkswagen - opposing Anti-Semitism since day one

[Narwitz @Narwitz0747]

Sir, you’re the editor of a celebrity gossip rag. You’re not allowed to have an inflated sense of purpose.

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

shhh need my beauty rest

[Christopher Lloyd @DocBrownLloyd]

Time…

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

I was fired from Twitter this morning. I was responsible for the timeline refreshing the second you saw a good tweet

[Eddy Elfenbein @EddyElfenbein]

505 years ago today, the original pinned tweet.

[Halloween Countdown @HalloweenCounts]

1 Day Until #Halloween 🎃

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Cc: @beinlibertarian

[Almost Pearl💙💛 @Fiatesque]

@JoelHeyman Cult of the Lamb.

[Almost Pearl💙💛 @Fiatesque]

@_Hero_Hei_ That media loves distorting the truth to fit whatever is the most convinient for them at any given time.

[Kaja Kallas @kajakallas]

We are living our lives online. The state should be where the people are.

[Ryanair Italia @Ryanair_IT]

Non c'è posto alla Champions League ma c'è sempre posto a bordo

[Almost Pearl💙💛 @Fiatesque]

All cats have really distinct personalities, but every dog's personality is just ...dog.