Jess | Fiction No Chaser

Elder emo just trying to read and play games, but this thing called life keeps getting in the way. [email protected]

[Jess | Fiction No Chaser @FictionNoChaser]

So excited to finally announce our secret fun project!! We have been working so hard on putting together a fun and safe space to be nerds together. First episode up on Sunday! 🖤

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Welcome to the... Emo Girls' Guide to the Galaxy!

We're a podcast for elder emos, readers, nerds, weebs, and everyone in between. Join us every Sunday for our rants and tangents on mostly, books, sometimes, music, and always our emo lives: https://t.co/twZ38OjMZF

[Jess | Fiction No Chaser @FictionNoChaser]

62% done with The ​Crown of Gilded Bones, by Jennifer L. Armentrout https://t.co/nFA9opHofT

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Those moments when @costarastrology perfectly captures your friend group.

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#AnneHathaway is our one and only queen (of Genovia).

Listen to our royalty episode: https://t.co/VVyydcALeK

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Hey (with the intention of dumping all my emotional trauma caused by fictional characters on you)

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To our alternate universe selves: pick up that new smutty, you deserve it.

Listen to our time travel episode: https://t.co/VVyydcALeK

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Emo Girls’ Guide To: Celebrating the #4thofJuly

1. Be a gun (for maximum American rights)
2. Delete period trackers
3. Aggressively eat cake to fill the void of living through the beginnings of an oppressive religious era

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The world is not the best, but we’re here for you. Shoutout to our personal therapist, @erineliza_reads for the tips & tricks. 🖤

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She's a 10 but she stays up until 3 AM reading smutty fantasy and dissociating from real life.

[Jess | Fiction No Chaser @FictionNoChaser]

Throwing away my ruler and shopping for Hanes…

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Loretta’s currently shopping for hiking socks and found this. We appreciate a good naked emo band, and…

Who needs wingspan when you have sock elasticity? Amiright??

We’ll see ourselves out.

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Just in case it wasn’t clear before, we’re trash for guys with wings.

Get that #angel bookish content here:
https://t.co/VVyydcALeK

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We prefer fallen and broody, but we’ll take righteous and angry as long as they have a nice wingspan 😉

We also loved having our friend Elise on as a guest host to chat about all the Angel content with us!!

Listen here: https://t.co/VVyydcALeK

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We’re talking aliens this week! And yes, we read the the blue 🍆 book.

Listen in: https://t.co/VVyydcALeK

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@LaughnListener Ahhhhh!!!!!! I NEED IT NOW

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🌶🍆 #BookMemes

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Scales, blue 🍆, horns, fur…

We’re breaking down #aliens in our latest episode: https://t.co/VVyydcSUsS

[Jess | Fiction No Chaser @FictionNoChaser]

I passed out cold mid flight and it was terrifying. I have to shout out the amazing flight crew on @united flight 341 from Houston to Miami on Thursday night because they were amazing! So calm and collected and helpful in a scary situation.

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@LaughnListener Right… feeelings…

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@LaughnListener THIS IS JUST FACTS

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Do you think #OrlandoBloom reads faerie p*rn like the rest of us? 🏹🧝🏻‍♂️

Listen to the latest episode: https://t.co/VVyydcSmDk

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For the record… pointy ears are a must.

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Give us faerie p*orn or give us death. We’re talking about our favorite faerie books and how the patriarchy need to chill out and let us read whatever the heck we want.

Listen to the latest episode
https://t.co/VVyydcALeK